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i have a tonynat birthday bff idea thing
im apparently really feeling 2012 team as family today so like. natasha has no birthday (we& #39;re ignoring 1984 bc i said so) and tony& #39;s like .. hmm. what. he goes looking through shield fiels and finds nada. DOB is blank in natasha& #39;s file. there& #39;s nothing in her employment records
or paychecks or anything. all her aliases have different birthdays. (this next part is debatable as to: would tony do this but... passwords reveal nothing htere& #39;s no repeating series of numbers, to absolutely no one& #39;s surprise. i dont think he& #39;d do this.)
natasha refuses to give anything up bc ~mysteriousness~. cameo from pepper and she asks him wtf he& #39;s doing and he tells her, they have a conversation where pepper guesses natasha& #39;s zodiac sign bc she& #39;s an astrology truther.
now a sub-question is ... how into astrology is pepper? does she narrow it down to a 10 day period using decans? does she figure out the whole birth chart or does she just guess sun sign? but anyway, i digress...
alright so tony& #39;s like. fuck this shit i wanna know her birthday bc a) she is a friend and i wanna celebrate her and go completely over the top and b) what the fuck. where& #39;s the answer i want it i want to know.
god this thread is embarrassing as hell i am so sorry to my oomfs experiencing 2nd hand embarrassment if ur reading this .. i started it so i gotta finish bc im not a pussy but :/ anyway to make it worse.................... tony channels his inner penelope garcia.
