Oh my god fuck off exposition hippy man, just let me fight some robots, I don't care about your dumb religion
So they work out whether a child can have its name based on...

echoes?

Shit, these norse looking motherfuckers backwards as fuck
Man fuck these Nora bitches

'she's an outcast, to be shunned'??

Fuck yall, I'm selling your asses out to the machines first fuckin chance I get. That better be a goddamn option
This kid is so fuckin psyched to be messing about with all this ancient tech, it's the only good thing to have happened to her

Is this whole intro just to make me love all the shit that Mr bad choices paternal figure is scared of? Cause bold move if intentional
tw suicide mention
Oh no sweetie don't listen to the ancient audio recording of a dude shooting himself, keep being psyched bout this shit
Ayy we've already got long dead lesbians
That was all super depressing but the kid understood none of it so we're all good

Also this dude is totally gonna die, and I'm gonna feel bad because he's actually pretty nice. Despite being a total fuckin boomer
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