Mutuals as MCU characters: a thread that was very difficult for me, for some reason.

Note: confession? I hate a lot of mcu characters, and I haven't seen some movies in the mcu, so there are a couple people who will not be included here. Also, the mcu tends to reuse a lot of character types. If your character isn't that accurate, it's because of this.

Noah as Natasha Romanoff
- disclaimer: Scar Jo sucks and Nat could be written better but the fanon Natasha that lives in my head is my friend
- could kill me
- knows information about things I've never thought about in my life?
- actually really funny when you get close to people

Kendra as Sam Wilson
- my favorite person ever
- you are both the most normal person I have the privilege of being friends with and the funniest person I've ever met
- you deal with a lot and you have difficulty talking about it sometimes :(
- SEXIEST BITCH IN THE ROOM ALWAYS!

Jani as Loki
- Ragnarok Loki only bc he's the most comic accurate
- would fake your death for attention
- would fuck Jeff Goldblum to ensure you're own success
- would stab someone and think it was funny
- Youngest sibling energy
- get help.
- superiority complex

Zíon as Thor
- HIMBOOOO
- Effortlessly hot and everyone is grateful
- who DOESN'T wanna be your best friend?? You're so much fun
- takes a while for you to get that just because you Want to do something doesn't mean you should Do That
- I know in my heart that you are worthy King

Mona as Monica Rambeau
- aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
- I'm serious yall deserve better I would cheer yall on if yall decided you wanted to crack skulls.
- one of those heros that has the hero mentality before powers so you know they deserve it

Bug as Michelle Jones
- special request assigned mcu kin
- you seem like the type of person that investigates supposedly haunted houses for fun
- 60% chance you like black dahlias (cause of the murder)
- I feel like you always know more than you let on
- rarely gives a fuck

Clary as Peter Parker
- nervous all the time. Settle down it's alright
- the type of person to say the most concerning shit and act like that's just normal
- all you want to do is just go through your life normally like everyone else but unfortunately. Unfortunately.
- <- u

Mel as Gamora
- you are the hot friend.
- would rather stab someone than speak to someone that annoys you for more than five minutes
- I think you find a lot of people just. Insanely boring. Like just so dull.
- you seem like you need a drink friend would you like a drink??

Allone as Drax
- HIMBO #2
- you kinda just do whatever comes to mind
- WHY IS GAMORA
- gets random impulses to bully people for your own entertainment (we love you anyways)
- I'm convinced you cannot die.
- not entirely sure you always know what's going on but we love ur spirit

Ripley as Mantis
- Never done anything wrong in your life.
- I'm convinced you deserve a financial compensation for putting up with as much as you do
- You may feel like people underestimate you but fuck them!
- You clearly know what brings you joy and you pursue it readily

Jess as Hela
- you don't deserve any less than a villain with such a memorable entrance as this one does
- Clearly know what you want; will do whatever is deemed necessary to get it
- They couldn't even defeat her without making Asgard fall
- Goddess of Death (honorific)

Brianna as Sharon Carter
- confident we'd all be dead without you
- you stand by your principles despite consequences
- Could beat me up
- Might have become evil after years of putting up with everyone's shit (girlboss behavior)
- Don't be afraid to ask for help ur friends love u

Connor as Nakia
- Very passionate about what you believe is right
- you don't tend to say you'll do something unless you truly intend to
- mostly very straight to business but knows how to have fun
- you may have noticed T'Challa is here. I'm manifesting a hot&respectful man 4 u

Sophie as Peter Quill
- disclaimer: I just mean the character I'm not showing support for the actor
- that being said, IMMACULATE taste in women
- very much the type to dance whenever you feel like it
- HIMBO #3
- clowns around
- you Are a modern day male action hero, friend.

Madeline as Valkyrie
- I'm still mad that they went back on her being the first gay mcu character
- you have the general aura of someone who could kick my ass
- the type to smack someone for being all up in your business
- You always look great
- we have no choice but to stan

Reese as Shuri
- type to laugh over corny jokes even while knowing they're corny
- mischievous streak a mile wide
- Good relationship with your sibling
- deceptively strong. I can't prove this because we've only met once in person once but emotionally? you can pack a punch.

Nat as M'Baku
- I'm literally still obsessed with this man I love him sm
- Laugh at your own jokes (and you're right to do so you're funny)
- I'll say it. Most memorable side character in the whole movie.
- Funny but you know there's a time and place
- better than everyone

Daniel as Scott Lang
- tbh I've never finished either of his movies but he's real neat, you know?
- HIMBO #4
- Anti-Tony Team Cap nation
- Kinda just Some Guy but you're really cool about it
- A continuously growing person, always trying to be better
- white boy of the month

BONUS:
Me as Korg
- just an ol' lovable pile o rocks
- gets yelled at by children who play fortnite
- malewife energy
- honestly doesn't really do anything but manages to be in the movie anyways
- I honestly forgot if he has like, goals or an agenda. I think he's just rocks.