I& #39;m assembling this fucking office chair and I& #39;m at the point where I wanna fly out to China, find the factory, break into the office of the manager with a shotgun, throw the pieces at his feet and say "Here....you assemble this! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">"
Ok so the problem is this frogfucking one screw that won& #39;t latch in with the groove and rotate in

And all I have is this tiny fucking allen key....fuck allen and his tiny hands
It& #39;s cause the thing here lost its bite with the wood on the one I& #39;m trying to screw...so they& #39;re turning together instead of my screw going into the threads https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦" title="Person schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Person schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht">
I will hunt this Factory manager down https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Ok so basically this duck fucking insert is rotating inside the wood so when I go to put the screw they& #39;re all just rotating in the wood

Any suggestions? Tried hammering it in didn& #39;t work....can I use glue?
Oh fuck.....just realized the whole thing is for the handle anyways, chair would be completely fine

It was like a hedge all along, could totally do without it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦" title="Person schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Person schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht">
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