i know its not "funny" but im thinking about karens escaping in a white underground railroad after the blacks take over and dying laughing
"it's time to go chet. take your sperry topsiders, your unseasoned chicken, a bottle of mayo, and your god"

"can i take my hair gel?"

"no chad, this is the white underground railroad and we have to travel light"
*the sound of outkast's "miss jackson" rises in the background*

"hurry god damn it! chet! nancy! biff! the blacks are coming back!"
brb pitching this to @JordanPeele
would 60s folk songs be the spirituals sung by the huddled masses as they escape? hahaha oh god im awful.
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