Thread: Bob Odenkirk Yelling (1/?) https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1384952285726400512">https://twitter.com/Srirachac...
DON& #39;T BLAME THE DILDOS
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MASTURBATE DOWN HERE
DICKWEED
THROW THEM AWAY
THAT WAS A BRIS
YOU SUCK AND YOU& #39;RE WASTING MY TIME
WHY CAN& #39;T I KEEP MY SHIT IN ONE PLACE
RIP OUR DICKS RIGHT OFF
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
FAT FUCK
OCTILLIAN GAZILLION
SOON SOON YOU& #39;RE A BALLOON
BUT NOW I DON& #39;T KNOW IF I EVEN WANT KIDS
AND I& #39;M FROM CANADA
IT& #39;S NOT FOR YOU
GODDAMIT I CAN& #39;T BELIEVE IT ABOUT YOUR CANCER TOO
YOU SON OF A BITCH
OH YEAH - FUCK YOU
YOU& #39;RE SENIOR JACKASSES
THE FINEST ACTING I HAVE EVER SEEN
BLOODY FOOT OF LAW INSIDE IT
NO ISLAND REMEMBERIN& #39; MOTHERFUCKER
GODDAMIT STUPID SHIT
KISS MY AUNT YOU MOTHERFATHER
HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A STOOL
HE DID IT THREE TIMES
RUUUUUUDDDYYYYY
I AM NOT A SYMBOLIST
FUCKING FISHBOWL
OK OK CUT THE SHIT
ME!
SHUT UP
WE HAVE A NEW KING OF SLAMS
HEYYYYYYYYYYY
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