// nsfw, alcohol & drugs

how many shots it would take for me to hook up w. some of mat's characters

– a thread i'm ashamed to have made
william agar • quacks

none
-adorable
-would prob be nervous tho bless him
ariel conroy • ymata

one
-courage bc bad guy (😏)
-wouldn't want *that* to happen like w layla/sophie/hawkwind
lord byron • drunk history uk

two
-might get drugs involved
-he fucked his half-sister need i say more
rex pope • the split

three
-seems a bit intimidating
-not as good in bed as he thinks he is however idk
deano • gavin & stacey

four
-dumb but funny
-feel like he doesn't have much experience🏃🏻‍♀️
– end of the worst thread i've ever made i'm so sorry
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