Thread by @VeryBadLlama, what I thought dating a software engineer would be like: "honey, I [...]

what I thought dating a software engineer would be like: "honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us"

what dating a software engineer is actually like: "if that microwave connects to the internet we're heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on"

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Tales from the Trenches of Tech Support Hell - All Wit, No Brevity

The summer between my second and third year of university, I worked in the computer department of a big-box office supply store that happened to sell computers. This is a chain named after a tiny...

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