It& #39;s wild how much Pizza Pizza has just normalized Canadians into believing that the baseline quality of pizza should be so bad that it& #39;s entirely normal, and expected, to buy a cup of *dipping sauce* to *dip pizza* into
I would love to see an Italian& #39;s reaction to moving to Toronto and finding out that Canadians have been gaslighted into believing a slice of pepperoni pizza needs to be DIPPED - not just the crust, the whole slice, point-first - into a cup of something called Creamy Garlic
before you say "well personally I& #39;VE never dipped a slice of Pizza Pizza cheese-and-all directly into a cup of Creamy Garlic dipping sauce" - that& #39;s great to hear that you don& #39;t drink, proud of you
should& #39;ve added before you say "Pizza Pizza isn& #39;t as popular in my part of the country" great congratulations I& #39;m talking to my followers who are predominantly from Pizza Pizza Country I& #39;m not taking a fucking Ipsos-Reid poll here
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