It's wild how much Pizza Pizza has just normalized Canadians into believing that the baseline quality of pizza should be so bad that it's entirely normal, and expected, to buy a cup of *dipping sauce* to *dip pizza* into
I would love to see an Italian's reaction to moving to Toronto and finding out that Canadians have been gaslighted into believing a slice of pepperoni pizza needs to be DIPPED - not just the crust, the whole slice, point-first - into a cup of something called Creamy Garlic
before you say "well personally I'VE never dipped a slice of Pizza Pizza cheese-and-all directly into a cup of Creamy Garlic dipping sauce" - that's great to hear that you don't drink, proud of you
should've added before you say "Pizza Pizza isn't as popular in my part of the country" great congratulations I'm talking to my followers who are predominantly from Pizza Pizza Country I'm not taking a fucking Ipsos-Reid poll here
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