Now listen here you little shits. I’ve had it with your idiotic behaviour! Do you know what PR is? I’m asking for real … do you have any idea what you’re saying? Or are you just saying it because other people are saying & you thought you’d add a new word to your vocabulary? -

Do you really think in your two cents brain, that Hande and Kerem cannot afford a luxurious vacation to an exotic, private island? FYI, Kerem just did a Lipton ad which I’m sure he must’ve bagged enough money to take YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS on vacation ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD -

Not mentioning Hande’s achievements. The most recent Signal toothpaste ad, NUMEROUS magazine photoshoots and don’t forget that she’s the MOST followed Turkish star on social media. So yeah, she has enough money to buy everyone in your ENTIRE LINEAGE an island of your own -

And what did you say? They’re advertising the resort? Kerem advertised it in episode 37 too? Heheheh bless your little heart! First, if you can get me the name of the resort from that scene, I’ll take you to Maldives myself! So please, shut the fuck up about him advertising it -

Secondly, what part of the resort they ‘advertised’ were you really attracted to? Was it the sea? Which most of us are getting seasickness from? Or the glimpse of the rope that we saw on Hande’s story? Or was it … oh wait I can’t seem to think of anything else

Do you really know who Hande and Kerem are?! No, I’m not talking about them being actors. Like, do you really, really know them? Did your pathetic, dehydrated two brain cells convince you that they’re the kinda people to do this such disgusting publicity stunts? -

Whatever the fuck gave you this bizarre idea that Hande & Kerem are the kinda people to play with millions of peoples’ hearts just for the sake of enjoying a “free vacation”. Do you seriously think they can stoop so low? Is that what they portray themselves to be?

Can’t two people, who are so in love in each other spend some time alone away from the chaos without it being blown out of proportion?! Why does everything have to be publicised for you to believe it’s real?! I hate to break it to you but, no one needs your validation -

And especially not Hande and Kerem! You think they give a damn about what you say or think about them?! They’re out there living their best life, in their own happy bubble away from your toxicity and you think they’ll let your stupid speculations ruin what they have? Hehehehe

You know, I’ll give you some “free” advice - since everything is “free” these days. Train your brain (if you have one, that is. Because some of you are so full of shit, your ass is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth) to think and see the good in others.

NOTHING requires your affirmation or validation. And just because someone doesn’t feed your manipulative behaviour, it doesn’t mean you’ll come up with baseless theories to substantiate your interpretation of how things should be according YOU -

Learn to be happy for others’ happiness without looking for an agenda behind it. See what Hande & Kerem have? It’s what normal people call “H A P P I N E S S.” Try to search for yours without bring others down. It’s “free”, I promise! Hehehe

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