I'm literally a virgin who doesn't know how to have sex yet somehow I get DMs asking me shit like "have you ever been bound in latex, suspended from the ceiling while triple penetrated" like? No??? Should I have been??? Is this another crucial development milestone I've missed ??

A year ago somebody who's whole online identity was having a fetish for underwater sex was grilling me on if I'd ever had sex or masturbated underwater like SIR I don't know how to swim I would DIE

The funniest ones I get tho are people like. I'm your little slut with sexy horny sex holes. Your naughty little fully bimbotised airhead sissy girl to use how you wish. What would you do to me if you were my bdsm sex master. Like fuck idk good question I'm stumped myself

man wtf i don't remember making this thread i'm crying