I& #39;m literally a virgin who doesn& #39;t know how to have sex yet somehow I get DMs asking me shit like "have you ever been bound in latex, suspended from the ceiling while triple penetrated" like? No??? Should I have been??? Is this another crucial development milestone I& #39;ve missed ??
A year ago somebody who& #39;s whole online identity was having a fetish for underwater sex was grilling me on if I& #39;d ever had sex or masturbated underwater like SIR I don& #39;t know how to swim I would DIE