thread on why dr. doofenshmirts is a better villain and character than thanos
-dr doofenshmirts prioritizes his family. He loves his daughter, and only split up with his wife for tax benefits.
- thanos yeeted his daughter for a rock and tortured his other daughter. plus he gets no bitches
- dr doofenshmirts is on that grind, making inventions EVERY DAY. meanwhile what did thanos make? a glove? he didn& #39;t even make that himself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue">
-thanos is A FELON. how many times has dr doofenshmirts gotten arrested? exactly
theres more reasons but i dont feel like researching anyway if you disagree with this thread you& #39;re WRONG.

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