Dear GRU, a bit dumb to try to phish-hack exactly the journos who just outed your largest black-op ever. You might have waited a day or two. And generally you might improve your phishing tradecraft. A .ru hop-over server? Bumbling idiots.
Yeah, keep them coming :)
Am I officially allowed now to hack back into GRU accounts?
So far do good, I am getting Putin& #39;s electoral result in Chechnya.
Meantime, a special shout-out to the GRU colonel who set up a password reminder question "My mother& #39;s maiden name", but because he has no registered father, that& #39;s also his last name....
Oh no, GRU killer with username destroyer2015@****, your security question is **check screen** your parents& #39; zip code?
Oh no, not your parents postal code...how will I ever guess that. What& #39;s that, your parents still live with you?
GRU Maj. General:
"Hm... there& #39;s NO fucking way they can guess moskva4"
Yes, sure, Colonel, signing up for Runtastic under your cover name is a great idea...this way you, and only you, will know where you& #39;re running while on assignment in Geneva.
..and my favorite phishing mail by far.. received by a colleague. Sadly it& #39;s so bad that it can& #39;t be a state actor ...
"Hm... He& #39;s been making fun of our terrible email phishing tricks. Any ideas how to respond?"
"How about a terrible phishing attack via @telegram?"
"Great idea! You& #39;re a colonel now"
Multichannel marketing ftw
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