Hi Jose, glad the paper rumours were correct so welcome to your first day at Celtic. We’ll start with a quick run down of the squad, position by position.

These are the goalkeepers. Scott broke his own nose saving a shot from the half way line. You can’t teach those type of reactions.

The defence. Shane only cost us £4.5m for one season..so that was, erm, good. Diego is available to purchase permanently.

These are the midfielders. Here’s a compilation of Christie’s shooting. I can see you’re impressed! Gavin does the stats, he likes his success rate.

Finally the strikers. Leigh and Odsonne covered a combined 3km on Sunday. No wait, that included Leigh’s walk to the front door to collect his kebab.

Anyway, transfer budget is £2.5m plus whatever you can get for Barkas. Welcome to Celtic!