Chris Ranks: RWBY Characters!

In *ASCENDING* order of Horniness.

Starting with:

37. Vine

Man never had a horny thought in his life. Not even one.

36. Tyrian

Too busy enacting the Will of his Goddess to be horny.

35. Cinder

Is only horny for power. Not above using sex as a weapon/negotiating tactic, though.

34. Jacques

Definitely believes that sex is only for male pleasure. Believes the female orgasm is a myth. Has never heard of foreplay or aftercare.

33. Forest

Definitely fetishizes the Happy Huntresses. Possibly an incel.

32. Watts

Did some fucking in his younger days, but decided to focus more on his evil sciencing. Probably built a device to suppress his horniness.

31. Harriet

Very sexually repressed/frustrated. Most likely has never had a proper orgasm.

30. Torchwick

Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, but actually does very little fucking.

29. Winter

Suppresses her horniness as a matter of principle - she controls her urges, not the other way around.

28. Pietro

Definitely did a lot of fucking in his heyday, but now is just all about the intimacy of a quiet night of cuddles.

27. Marrow

Eager to please his partner, but is inexperienced and lacks the confidence to take initiative.

26. Terra

Not really all that horny, but also not not horny. Depends on how exhausted she is from work.

25. Cordovin

Would never admit it, but the anger/frustration she feels for Maria definitely comes with a side of lingering horniness from their past relationship.

24. Ozma/Ozpin

Ozma fuuuuuuuuucked. In his thousands of lifetimes he has done everything imaginable with every gender countless times. He even invented a few positions.

Ozpin, though? Still fucked, but was kinda over/bored with sex.

23. Klein

Klein doesn't fuck, he makes sweet, gentle, tender love. Foreplay and aftercare are both absolute musts.

22. May

May fucks, but only people she has formed a deep, genuine, loving bond with.

21. Elm

Elm will absolutely rock your world before crushing you between her thighs - but that's something you have to earn by forming a strong romantic bond with her.

20. Raven

You don't fuck Raven Branwen - Raven Branwen fucks *you*.

Cowards who are afraid to get pegged need not bother approaching her.

19. Sienna

Sienna is DTF, but if you think you're going to be on top you're in for a Big (Dick Energy) Surprise.

The only person who tops Sienna Khan is Sienna Khan.

18. Clover.

Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, and does indeed fuck a lot. But it's the most boring, basic, vanilla style of fucking. Is of the firm belief that sex ends when he cums, and if you didn't then too bad.

17. Saphron

Only horny for her wife, and that's 24/7.

16. Ironwood

They don't call this man "Iron Daddy" for nothin'. He be fuckin'.

He doesn't take the time to really enjoy it, though. It's all business - but business is *good*.

15. Joanna

A firm believer of "live your horny truth." Do who and what and how often it makes you happy, as long as it's consensual.

14. Fiona

It's always the quiet, innocent looking ones who are the most openly and unashamedly horny. But her horniness only extends to people she truly loves.

13. Hazel

Before he became consumed by rage and a burning desire for revenge, this mans fuuuuuuuuucked. He still fucked, but it was mostly violent, angry fucking that led to lots of broken furniture.

12. Tock

Tock fucked. Like, a lot. Lots of angry, hate filled, dangerous, "we might kill each other after we're done and that's half the fun!" kind of fucking.

11. Ghira

This mans could tear you apart and break something if he got too into it. But he's only as horny as the situation calls for - otherwise he'd rather be the little spoon during a cuddle session.

10. Maria

Did a whole lot of good good fucking back in her prime, and has still got plenty of energy left in the tank.

9. Robyn

Is a literal Harem Queen, but don't ask her for any tips cuz she genuinely has no idea how she lucked into that role. Her wives are all she needs, though, so don't bother approaching her.

8. Summer

Summer Rose FUCKED

She is the only person who can say that she topped every member of Team STRQ.

7. Taiyang

The only person who can say that he bottomed for every member of Team STRQ. Also recently discovered sexting, online dating, and cam girl sites.

6. Salem

Lost her humanity a long time ago, and all her horniness eroded into a lust for death and destruction. Has no interest in fucking, but will fuck you up Dommy Mommy style as a reward for furthering her evil agenda.

5. Glynda.

Is absolutely 100% a dominatrix. This woman fucks - and you can bet that she will (de)grade your performance afterwards, so you better bring your A-game!

4. Willow.

Willow fucks.

Klein. James. Qrow. And even Jacques at least once. She simply enjoys a good fuck.

3. Qrow.

This Man Fuuuuuuuuucks

He doesn't even care: As long as they have a pulse, are breathing, and are a consenting adult he will fuck anyone anywhere at any time.

At least, that was the old Qrow. These days, he may be looking for something a little more...

2. Kali

Remember when I said Ghira is only as horny as the situation calls for?

Well, guess who dictates those situation? Mama Belladonna knows what she wants, how rough she wants it, and is canonically the thirstiest of thirsty moms!

A true MILF.

1. Shopkeep.

This man is, in fact, the Legendary Horny Master.

He fucks, is always down to fuck, and has never not gone the distance while fucking.

The True Horny King of Remnant, the Hero of Our Time.