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Chris Ranks: RWBY Characters!
In *ASCENDING* order of Horniness.
Starting with:
37. Vine
Man never had a horny thought in his life. Not even one.
In *ASCENDING* order of Horniness.
Starting with:
37. Vine
Man never had a horny thought in his life. Not even one.
36. Tyrian
Too busy enacting the Will of his Goddess to be horny.
Too busy enacting the Will of his Goddess to be horny.
35. Cinder
Is only horny for power. Not above using sex as a weapon/negotiating tactic, though.
Is only horny for power. Not above using sex as a weapon/negotiating tactic, though.
34. Jacques
Definitely believes that sex is only for male pleasure. Believes the female orgasm is a myth. Has never heard of foreplay or aftercare.
Definitely believes that sex is only for male pleasure. Believes the female orgasm is a myth. Has never heard of foreplay or aftercare.
33. Forest
Definitely fetishizes the Happy Huntresses. Possibly an incel.
Definitely fetishizes the Happy Huntresses. Possibly an incel.
32. Watts
Did some fucking in his younger days, but decided to focus more on his evil sciencing. Probably built a device to suppress his horniness.
Did some fucking in his younger days, but decided to focus more on his evil sciencing. Probably built a device to suppress his horniness.
31. Harriet
Very sexually repressed/frustrated. Most likely has never had a proper orgasm.
Very sexually repressed/frustrated. Most likely has never had a proper orgasm.
30. Torchwick
Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, but actually does very little fucking.
Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, but actually does very little fucking.
29. Winter
Suppresses her horniness as a matter of principle - she controls her urges, not the other way around.
Suppresses her horniness as a matter of principle - she controls her urges, not the other way around.
28. Pietro
Definitely did a lot of fucking in his heyday, but now is just all about the intimacy of a quiet night of cuddles.
Definitely did a lot of fucking in his heyday, but now is just all about the intimacy of a quiet night of cuddles.
27. Marrow
Eager to please his partner, but is inexperienced and lacks the confidence to take initiative.
Eager to please his partner, but is inexperienced and lacks the confidence to take initiative.
26. Terra
Not really all that horny, but also not not horny. Depends on how exhausted she is from work.
Not really all that horny, but also not not horny. Depends on how exhausted she is from work.
25. Cordovin
Would never admit it, but the anger/frustration she feels for Maria definitely comes with a side of lingering horniness from their past relationship.
Would never admit it, but the anger/frustration she feels for Maria definitely comes with a side of lingering horniness from their past relationship.
24. Ozma/Ozpin
Ozma fuuuuuuuuucked. In his thousands of lifetimes he has done everything imaginable with every gender countless times. He even invented a few positions.
Ozpin, though? Still fucked, but was kinda over/bored with sex.
Ozma fuuuuuuuuucked. In his thousands of lifetimes he has done everything imaginable with every gender countless times. He even invented a few positions.
Ozpin, though? Still fucked, but was kinda over/bored with sex.
23. Klein
Klein doesn& #39;t fuck, he makes sweet, gentle, tender love. Foreplay and aftercare are both absolute musts.
Klein doesn& #39;t fuck, he makes sweet, gentle, tender love. Foreplay and aftercare are both absolute musts.
22. May
May fucks, but only people she has formed a deep, genuine, loving bond with.
May fucks, but only people she has formed a deep, genuine, loving bond with.
21. Elm
Elm will absolutely rock your world before crushing you between her thighs - but that& #39;s something you have to earn by forming a strong romantic bond with her.
Elm will absolutely rock your world before crushing you between her thighs - but that& #39;s something you have to earn by forming a strong romantic bond with her.
20. Raven
You don& #39;t fuck Raven Branwen - Raven Branwen fucks *you*.
Cowards who are afraid to get pegged need not bother approaching her.
You don& #39;t fuck Raven Branwen - Raven Branwen fucks *you*.
Cowards who are afraid to get pegged need not bother approaching her.
19. Sienna
Sienna is DTF, but if you think you& #39;re going to be on top you& #39;re in for a Big (Dick Energy) Surprise.
The only person who tops Sienna Khan is Sienna Khan.
Sienna is DTF, but if you think you& #39;re going to be on top you& #39;re in for a Big (Dick Energy) Surprise.
The only person who tops Sienna Khan is Sienna Khan.
18. Clover.
Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, and does indeed fuck a lot. But it& #39;s the most boring, basic, vanilla style of fucking. Is of the firm belief that sex ends when he cums, and if you didn& #39;t then too bad.
Has the swagger of someone who fucks a lot, and does indeed fuck a lot. But it& #39;s the most boring, basic, vanilla style of fucking. Is of the firm belief that sex ends when he cums, and if you didn& #39;t then too bad.
16. Ironwood
They don& #39;t call this man "Iron Daddy" for nothin& #39;. He be fuckin& #39;.
He doesn& #39;t take the time to really enjoy it, though. It& #39;s all business - but business is *good*.
They don& #39;t call this man "Iron Daddy" for nothin& #39;. He be fuckin& #39;.
He doesn& #39;t take the time to really enjoy it, though. It& #39;s all business - but business is *good*.
15. Joanna
A firm believer of "live your horny truth." Do who and what and how often it makes you happy, as long as it& #39;s consensual.
A firm believer of "live your horny truth." Do who and what and how often it makes you happy, as long as it& #39;s consensual.
14. Fiona
It& #39;s always the quiet, innocent looking ones who are the most openly and unashamedly horny. But her horniness only extends to people she truly loves.
It& #39;s always the quiet, innocent looking ones who are the most openly and unashamedly horny. But her horniness only extends to people she truly loves.
13. Hazel
Before he became consumed by rage and a burning desire for revenge, this mans fuuuuuuuuucked. He still fucked, but it was mostly violent, angry fucking that led to lots of broken furniture.
Before he became consumed by rage and a burning desire for revenge, this mans fuuuuuuuuucked. He still fucked, but it was mostly violent, angry fucking that led to lots of broken furniture.
12. Tock
Tock fucked. Like, a lot. Lots of angry, hate filled, dangerous, "we might kill each other after we& #39;re done and that& #39;s half the fun!" kind of fucking.
Tock fucked. Like, a lot. Lots of angry, hate filled, dangerous, "we might kill each other after we& #39;re done and that& #39;s half the fun!" kind of fucking.
11. Ghira
This mans could tear you apart and break something if he got too into it. But he& #39;s only as horny as the situation calls for - otherwise he& #39;d rather be the little spoon during a cuddle session.
This mans could tear you apart and break something if he got too into it. But he& #39;s only as horny as the situation calls for - otherwise he& #39;d rather be the little spoon during a cuddle session.
10. Maria
Did a whole lot of good good fucking back in her prime, and has still got plenty of energy left in the tank.
Did a whole lot of good good fucking back in her prime, and has still got plenty of energy left in the tank.
9. Robyn
Is a literal Harem Queen, but don& #39;t ask her for any tips cuz she genuinely has no idea how she lucked into that role. Her wives are all she needs, though, so don& #39;t bother approaching her.
Is a literal Harem Queen, but don& #39;t ask her for any tips cuz she genuinely has no idea how she lucked into that role. Her wives are all she needs, though, so don& #39;t bother approaching her.
8. Summer
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She is the only person who can say that she topped every member of Team STRQ.
Summer
She is the only person who can say that she topped every member of Team STRQ.
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7. Taiyang
The only person who can say that he bottomed for every member of Team STRQ. Also recently discovered sexting, online dating, and cam girl sites.
The only person who can say that he bottomed for every member of Team STRQ. Also recently discovered sexting, online dating, and cam girl sites.
6. Salem
Lost her humanity a long time ago, and all her horniness eroded into a lust for death and destruction. Has no interest in fucking, but will fuck you up Dommy Mommy style as a reward for furthering her evil agenda.
Lost her humanity a long time ago, and all her horniness eroded into a lust for death and destruction. Has no interest in fucking, but will fuck you up Dommy Mommy style as a reward for furthering her evil agenda.
5. Glynda.
Is absolutely 100% a dominatrix. This woman fucks - and you can bet that she will (de)grade your performance afterwards, so you better bring your A-game!
Is absolutely 100% a dominatrix. This woman fucks - and you can bet that she will (de)grade your performance afterwards, so you better bring your A-game!
4. Willow.
Willow fucks.
Klein. James. Qrow. And even Jacques at least once. She simply enjoys a good fuck.
Willow fucks.
Klein. James. Qrow. And even Jacques at least once. She simply enjoys a good fuck.
3. Qrow.
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At least, that was the old Qrow. These days, he may be looking for something a little more...
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2. Kali
Remember when I said Ghira is only as horny as the situation calls for?
Well, guess who dictates those situation? Mama Belladonna knows what she wants, how rough she wants it, and is canonically the thirstiest of thirsty moms!
A true MILF.
Remember when I said Ghira is only as horny as the situation calls for?
Well, guess who dictates those situation? Mama Belladonna knows what she wants, how rough she wants it, and is canonically the thirstiest of thirsty moms!
A true MILF.
1. Shopkeep.
This man is, in fact, the Legendary Horny Master.
He fucks, is always down to fuck, and has never not gone the distance while fucking.
The True Horny King of Remnant, the Hero of Our Time.
This man is, in fact, the Legendary Horny Master.
He fucks, is always down to fuck, and has never not gone the distance while fucking.
The True Horny King of Remnant, the Hero of Our Time.
