Down memory lane to many of you!!

@SMACKOBA , @budonian , @ngonians , @gayazaoldgirls , @msmcnamagunga , @BCMwiri, @nabisunsagirls @CollegeNabbingo

…How do you tell?

A post doing the rounds on social media by Jethro Musoke.

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WORD in my school days was that @SMACK_UG , bred perfect gentlemen brilliant, smart and cute every lady’s dream. How we loved to be associated with St. Mary's College Kisubi.

Then came the Ngonians the Namilyango College students.

We Call them FUMBLERS!

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Their “beef” was that not to have attended @SMACK_UG is to have missed an important step in life.

SMACKISTS wore black jackets & black bow ties on white shirts to Socials.

#Ngonians, not surprisingly baptised them “ #weevils "

Arguably, some would call that "NUGU"!

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This hullabaloo about schools isn't 'Hot Air'. There is such a thing as a school’s culture and gentility is an integral part of @SMACK_UG . If you saw a “gentleman” braving the rain as everybody else was scampering for shelter, chances are that he is from #SMACK .

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@SMACK_UG is to “gents” as @gayazahigh is to Ladies. A Gayaza girl never engages in cheap talk. She is the essence of perfection clean, polite and spiritual; the kind that will frown on every little mistake & punctuate every conversation with a Jesus Christ exclamation.

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If you found them talking about another girl, @gayazahigh girls wouldn’t be gossiping, they would be discussing issues. They never ogle at boys, let alone make a first move, that is not lady-like. Slits are for sluts, so are see-throughs and peeping G-strings.

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@gayazahigh has a long affinity for Kings College Budo. Budo grooms snobs, pompous and sometimes selective. @budonian walk and act as if they OWN THE WORLD! Granted, they form part of the country's best brains, but are they the only ones?

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At work, at home, in the bar, they are the bosses, literary living the "Budonians-Lead-Others-Follow" ethos. They love to be different, indifferent and to attract attention. The BUDONIAN sticker emblazoned on their cars is a screaming reminder we went to #TheSchool .

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However, despite that "feel-good-factor", #Budonians are still the most conservative lot stuck in tradition. If @budonian 's relish tradition, @Namasagali1 products are the opposite.

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No matter their status or age, typical @Namasagali1 products live large. (*wink* @DennisMatanda 😜 ). They drive flashy cars, dine and hang out in cozy places. They love to hug and kiss. Can't blame them cuz their education entailed much more than classroom work.

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That's probably why many of them have made a living out of #Showbiz , #sports and #music . That's probably why @Namasagali1 has produced most dance queens than community psychologists.

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How do you get into the psychology of a @BCMwiri product? Take him to a cricket field and shower him with booze. 🤣🤣. #Mwirians are stuck in their school days. They love to hangout together and like to remind themselves of the good days when they messed up @WanyangeG .

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...and how they fell over each other for food at the mess. They love to tease their contemporaries. There is an active child in every #Mwirian . When with one such @BCMwiri friend, expect anything.

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Just like you should expect anything from @ngonians . These boys booze, smoke and shout all the way to the Bar. They love violent games like Rugby. They are stubborn, passionate, and have no time for playing nice. They FUMBLE through life, hence the name #Fumblers

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At a party or in a bar, look out for @ngonians . They are attention seekers. Namilyango dudes are popular with women, because of their Laissez-faire disposition. Ask @SunsasAlumni , their partners in crime. Stubborn and Loud, these girls are #Ngonians perfect match.

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These girls will dance the night away, catch a few pints of beer, have fun with the boys and laugh about it afterwards. Enjoy life as it lasts seems to be their slogan. Good old @nabisunsagirls .

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Piety is a difficult virtue to live, but to many @msmcnamagunga products, it's second nature. Schooled in a Catholic atmosphere, raised by strict parents, many @nogaug have a sober lifestyle. However, give them some breathing space and you shall see their #TrueColors.

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"Lion of the West" @Ntare_School is probably the best in the region. Ntare boys think they are the only Bulls in the Kraal, giving them monopoly over the Bweranyange & Mary Hill Girls. Their claim to fame is having groomed TWO Presidents @KagutaMuseveni and @PaulKagame

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NB: All these are stereotypes, even made in jest. They may not apply to every student who went through these schools. They are anecdotal too. But these traits symbolize the different school philosophies and go a long way in shaping individuals and their thinking of society.

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