At this time I ain't know red women spawn directly from the devil balloon knot, so excuse my ignorance. Had a girl and swear she all bout me.. or she was until I catch dengue that had me lick up and in bed for three days. https://twitter.com/lukeyism/status/1384672411308658689
I ain't had no cellphone or cordless house phone that I could ask mums to pass so i could call the girl. Cause all you needed to done back then was to don't talk for a day and it was "he/she don't like me no more" ort... on the fourth day by God's good grace I rose from my bed..
And I pick up the phone to call this girl.. call she once, twice, thrice, can't get through.. Np. She probably busy, went down Deacons and shout a friend of mine and ask he what become of so-so, man said 'She? She come down here yesterday cawblen and I lace it with blows'
Wdmc. So I keep digging now and I find out, apparently the girl was playing spin the wheel and choosing a different friend to fuck for each day I was sick cause she thought I was avoiding she.

I promise myself since then to never get with a girl from this devil sign ♒️
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