Sorry, SORRY, I’m coming in a day late on the discourse but it’s IMPORTANT!

THERE’S A WINE BAR UNDERNEATH SCOTT MORRISON’S ELECTORATE OFFICE.
This is Croydon Lane Wine + Tapas Bar, try the passionfruit martini and the warm olives they are outSTANDING.
Hypothetically speaking can net zero be achieved in a wine bar if the Prime Minister just goes downstairs from his office for a tempranillo (you can’t have savvy b with tapas it doesn’t match) and makes the necessary decision there instead? Hypothetically.
Honestly, all these city-dwelling elites, sipping wine, downstairs from my office in my electorate, we can’t trust THEM to fix the environment! Who do they think they are!
From a recent visit. How good are wine bars.
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