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Feeling like just passively absorbing things for the evening, so about to watch Yin Yang Master Dream of Eternity on Netflix and see what the hype is about.
I have somehow accidentally started watching the English dubbed version instead of the subbed version and I don't hate it yet so I'll let it go until I can't stand it any more and then switch lol
8 minutes in and I'm already sad this is going great so far #YinYangMaster
There's a guy dressed in black standing on a rooftop playing a flute, based on my limited c-drama experience I understand this means I'm supposed to love him so now I'm preparing to find out why #YinYangMaster
The flute player has spoken and I have switched to subs because his dubbed voice is horrifying; I made it 15 minutes in so that's a new record lol #YinYangMaster
I like this meet cute. Shooting arrows, diverting arrows. No innuendo here, perfectly innocent, yes sir. #YinYangMaster
Are these two demon slayer priest people supposed to be the main pairing because so far I'm getting absolutely zero chemistry from these very restrained performances #YinYangMaster
Has WenZhou's chemistry ruined stoic characters for me forever, time will tell #YinYangMaster
Currently low key side shipping Killing Stone demon and Qingming and not even sorry about it tbh #YinYangMaster
Shouyue gets the dramatic looks and dramatic music and seems implicated in the mysterious death and is probably completely evil for some reason so I've already decided to love him #YinYangMaster
Tracking Tadpoles. SO CUTE I LOVE THEM let's hear it for the under-represented species of the world finally getting some action starring roles #YinYangMaster
Everybody is spying on everybody else, no one trusts each other and the Empress is probably secretly harboring the epitome of all the evil in the world. I dig it. #YinYangMaster
WHAT Shouyue is a surprise spirit servant who is melting away? I AM DISPLEASED I have already decided to love him and will be mad if he dies #YinYangMaster
"Boya, in a minute I may ask you for something, but no matter what it is, you must not do it" all my hot buttons just went on red alert #YinYangMaster
Is he .... is he drinking tentacles out of her back with a straw #YinYangMaster
Qingming took Boya into a painting or possibly his house to drink some plum wine and talk sadly about their childhoods which is fine but so far I like it better when they're trying not to get killed #YinYangMaster
Vowing to kill ALL the demons in the world seems like an unattainable goal which can only lead to perpetual feelings of disappointment with oneself and now I love Boya for exactly this reason and no one can stop me #YinYangMaster
Shouyue may have turned evil again so now I'll be slightly less sad when he dies but he's still pretty #YinYangMaster
Aw man I think they just broke up #YinYangMaster
"If you're ever in danger let me know" THAT BREAKUP EVEN BEAT WENZHOU'S "WE'LL WALK OUR OWN PATHS" "ARE YOU OK" AT THE HEROES CONFERENCE FOR SPEED OF TURNAROUND #YinYangMaster
The costumes in this are really pretty #YinYangMaster
I like that Qingming went to talk gently to the Princess and Boya went to order Shouyue to cut off his own hand, this good cop bad cop dynamic fits their personalities so well, surely there are modern AUs where they are perfect yet unwilling partners like this #YinYangMaster
I have no idea why the Princess just died but I am extremely jealous of the hair demon's hair, like, what conditioner do you use, it's so lifelike when it moves like that #YinYangMaster
OK so the hair demon is a jealous bitch, I stan her now too, great hair AND a deadly grudge, she really has it all #YinYangMaster
WHAT IS GOING ON #YinYangMaster
THAT IS TOO MUCH SAND #YinYangMaster
OK. So the princess gave birth to a snake to save her man but I don't think this is going to go as well as she hoped. #YinYangMaster
that is a really, really big snake #YinYangMaster
Imagine being Killing Stone and Mad Painter and Snow Hound sitting around work playing cards all bored and shit when all of a sudden the spirit phone rings and they get dropped out of sky holes to fight a giant snake, I hope they at least have good dental plans #YinYangMaster
SHOUYUE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE AND HE IS SOMEHOW EXPONENTIALLY HOTTER AND MORE EVIL THAN BEFORE, I APPROVE #YinYangMaster
Boya telling Qingming if he dies reviving crimson bird just to summon him as his Spirt Servant is giving me all kinds of feelings #YinYangMaster
I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU JERKS AN HOUR AND THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES AGO AND NOW YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO DIE AND I WILL BE SO MAD AT YOU #YinYangMaster
Killing Stone and Shouyue need to have a shirtless dance fight, preferably involving a lot of water, to determine the outcome of this season's Top Hot Spirit Servant #YinYangMaster
The problem with Snow Hound is that he looks and is dressed like either one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz or a bellhop from some sort of nightmare hotel and I cannot take him seriously as a contender for Top Hot Spirit Servant for this reason. #YinYangMaster
SURPRISE CONTENDER FOR TOP HOT SPIRIT SERVANT: GIVE IT UP FOR BOYA EVERYBODY #YinYangMaster
Boya just automatically knows how to fly and doesn't have any issues being instantly competent at being a badass Spirit Servant, not even thrown off pace by the startling fact of his own death, which is what makes Boya so amazing and now my new favorite #YinYangMaster
Honestly Qingming are you going to do something or are you just going to stand there staring at how beautiful Boya is (not that I blame you but maybe you could help, don't get him killed twice in 5 minutes) #YinYangMaster
When I said do something I didn't mean teleport inside the snake to yell at the sad princess but I guess everyone has to play to their own strengths #YinYangMaster
Fangyue is really good at crying, A+++++ crying skills, very heart wrenching #YinYangMaster
Eesh I forgot Boya's dead body was lying there the whole time at Qingming's feet, that's not creepy or anything #YinYangMaster
OK wait maybe Boya wasn't dead so apparently I don't understand how Spirit Servants work but I'm OK with being confused as long as someone gets to live #YinYangMaster
Cool motive Shouyue, still murder #YinYangMaster
The Imperial City currently looks worse than New York after that Avengers movie, one giant snake really can do a number on a town #YinYangMaster
So what I'm hearing is that now every time Boya gets in trouble for something he can blame crimson bird and Qingming will let him get away with it #YinYangMaster
Or he could just .... float away in a boat I guess #YinYangMaster
I have decided to be mad forever about shows where my beloveds have to leave each other behind, this is unacceptable #YinYangMaster
Anyway let’s end this thread with the moment the tide turned in the Next Top Spirit Servant Competition as if anyone could defeat Boya after THAT #YinYangMaster https://twitter.com/akuuza_/status/1374318390509244416
