Um, I found Greylock's office bathroom soap on Craigslist for $45

They should have said "gently used by amazing founders" and increased the price by 20% of the retail value https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/hsh/d/san-francisco-greylock-office-soap/7309116685.html

I’m negotiating with Greylock to ask for a better price on the soap. Let’s see what they say.

I was cut out of the deal, lol. They have a $100 offer. It’s just soap! I should explain that my tweet probably made it increase in value.

Their $100 deal fell through! I really don’t want to buy this soap, but I asked if I can stop by to smell it.