Read on Twitter
Apple& #39;s AirTag is a revolutionary technology that lets you attach a $40 dongle to items to discourage you from losing them
The invention of a costly free-range dongle with no device to attach to marks the apotheosis of a 30-year arc in Apple product design
Apple& #39;s war on grandparents continues with this fully touch-sensitive monstrosity with a Siri button on the side, for easy misclicking
Tim Cook now boasting that the Zappos app is built to run natively on Apple& #39;s new M1 processor, so you can order over 400,000 shoes per second
Oh man, to be a fly on the wall at this design meeting.
"I& #39;m thinking metallic slab on a metal hinge"
"Hinge sold separately?"
"Of course."
"I love it! But lose 5 of those ports on the back"
"I& #39;m thinking metallic slab on a metal hinge"
"Hinge sold separately?"
"Of course."
"I love it! But lose 5 of those ports on the back"
No HDMI port or SD card but this top-of-the-line 2021 performance workstation will look fantastic with Hello Kitty ears
No amount of keyboard redesign will ever touch Caps Lock
8 GB of memory! Ethernet! Two usable ports! And the pro model even comes with an internal clock card!
There& #39;s some really nice design call-outs here to older Mac design language, like the iMac-like color palette, or putting a "turn off my computer" button right next to the delete key.
iPad now has 5G and interoperates seamlessly with both Pfizer and Moderna. (Johnson and Johnson still requires Apple Watch)
I really hope whatever marketing executive originally came up with "Retina Display" still works at Apple and just has to take this shit (delivered by a guy who wears dad sneakers with jeans)
The good news is the smaller iPad Pro costs under a thousand bucks. The bad news is that it physically can& #39;t be detached from the larger one
Apple definitely hired some Windows packaging designers this year
15 years ago this was wonderful satire, now it& #39;s just Apple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Pretty excited about the market for stolen $450 Hermès luggage tags. This is like buying a solid gold mounting bracket for your car alarm. Apple should offer a second, smaller AirTag stitched into it.
