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SIRENS DADDY (2006)
Knows how to play guitar. From the countryside and has a truck. Was jailed once. Dreamed of becoming a pilot when he was younger. Probably the poorest daddy. Actually very supportive of your goals and dreams but has no money to give you.
Knows how to play guitar. From the countryside and has a truck. Was jailed once. Dreamed of becoming a pilot when he was younger. Probably the poorest daddy. Actually very supportive of your goals and dreams but has no money to give you.
KILL KILL DADDY (2008)
Loves Hawaii. Loves the beach. Gives you life lessons. Probably a war veteran.
Terminally-ill and will probably die after a year in your relationship.
Loves Hawaii. Loves the beach. Gives you life lessons. Probably a war veteran.
Terminally-ill and will probably die after a year in your relationship.
LANA DEL RAY / A.K.A. DADDY (2010)
Doesn't give you money but regularly has gifts. Gives you jewelry, gold and made of flowers dangling. Currently married and will only meet you at motels. Has a video camera. Likes homemade porn.
Doesn't give you money but regularly has gifts. Gives you jewelry, gold and made of flowers dangling. Currently married and will only meet you at motels. Has a video camera. Likes homemade porn.
BORN TO DIE DADDY (2012)
Has blue jeans and white shirt. Denim Daddy but can still rock a suit. Into politics. Smoker. Has a big house with a pool. Alcoholic. Richer than the three previous daddies combined. Genuinely loves you and cares for you. probably a gambler too.
Has blue jeans and white shirt. Denim Daddy but can still rock a suit. Into politics. Smoker. Has a big house with a pool. Alcoholic. Richer than the three previous daddies combined. Genuinely loves you and cares for you. probably a gambler too.
PARADISE DADDY (2012)
Divorced at least once. Has a gun. Loves road trips and long drives. A bit religious. Has no job but mysteriously has lots of money. Will fuck you outdoors.
Favorite drink: Pepsi
Divorced at least once. Has a gun. Loves road trips and long drives. A bit religious. Has no job but mysteriously has lots of money. Will fuck you outdoors.
Favorite drink: Pepsi
ULTRAVIOLENCE DADDY (2014)
Youngest of the daddies. Probably in a band. Problematic af. Suddenly leaves for three months and then returns like nothing happened. Regularly makes you cry but fucks you so good you'll forget why.
Con: Will hit you (but it will feel like a kiss.)
Youngest of the daddies. Probably in a band. Problematic af. Suddenly leaves for three months and then returns like nothing happened. Regularly makes you cry but fucks you so good you'll forget why.
Con: Will hit you (but it will feel like a kiss.)
HONEYMOON DADDY (2015)
Has a boat or a yacht (or both) and a vacation house by the beach where you can get high in peace. Loves to slow-dance to rock music and kiss while you do it. Likes soft ice cream. James Bond realness. Gives you monthly allowance.
Has a boat or a yacht (or both) and a vacation house by the beach where you can get high in peace. Loves to slow-dance to rock music and kiss while you do it. Likes soft ice cream. James Bond realness. Gives you monthly allowance.
LUST FOR LIFE DADDY (2017)
Likes orgies which he calls "groupie love." Hard fucker. "Tomorrow Never Came, but you will" Regularly attends at Coachella. Most likely an artist. Rich Always updated on world news. Has a NASA shirt and loves space stuff. Loves Fleetwood Mac & Hip-hop
Likes orgies which he calls "groupie love." Hard fucker. "Tomorrow Never Came, but you will" Regularly attends at Coachella. Most likely an artist. Rich Always updated on world news. Has a NASA shirt and loves space stuff. Loves Fleetwood Mac & Hip-hop
NFR DADDY (2019)
Dreamy. Sends long messages. Loves poetry. Has a typewriter. Uses "bitch" as an endearment. Has at least one Apple device. Makes lots of broken promises. Has two cats and a yard. Loves casual attire.
Con: Takes your sadness out of context.
Dreamy. Sends long messages. Loves poetry. Has a typewriter. Uses "bitch" as an endearment. Has at least one Apple device. Makes lots of broken promises. Has two cats and a yard. Loves casual attire.
Con: Takes your sadness out of context.
COCC DADDY (2021)
Will question the culture. Loves to play rich people sports like golfing. Country asf. Probably into music business. Loves to be loved by a women and be hold like a baby. Famous, always on TMZ. Lowkey a furry and secretly on twitter.
Will question the culture. Loves to play rich people sports like golfing. Country asf. Probably into music business. Loves to be loved by a women and be hold like a baby. Famous, always on TMZ. Lowkey a furry and secretly on twitter.
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