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Nick Jonas 2006-2007; 2009; 2011; 2018
In a loveless PR marriage. Bald. Releasing albums to get out of his contract. Has to ask Twitter to send him Miley cover links so his phone doesn’t get taken away.
In a loveless PR marriage. Bald. Releasing albums to get out of his contract. Has to ask Twitter to send him Miley cover links so his phone doesn’t get taken away.
Justin Gaston 2008-2009
Still a grown man but this time married with 2 children. Soap opera “actor”. Broke. Has a Nick Jonas dartboard in his closet.
Still a grown man but this time married with 2 children. Soap opera “actor”. Broke. Has a Nick Jonas dartboard in his closet.
Liam Hemsworth 2009; 2010; 2011; 2012; 2013; 2016-2019
Alcoholic. Jobless. Broke. Chasing his youth through bland models. Borrows money from Chris. Uses “my ex is crazy” as a pickup line and also as headlines to make $4.
Alcoholic. Jobless. Broke. Chasing his youth through bland models. Borrows money from Chris. Uses “my ex is crazy” as a pickup line and also as headlines to make $4.
Patrick Schwarzenegger 2024-2015
Has daddy issues. Booking the streaming movies you see on the 6th page of Netflix. Still a douche. Thanks God every day for his trust fund. Still somehow more successful than Liam.
Has daddy issues. Booking the streaming movies you see on the 6th page of Netflix. Still a douche. Thanks God every day for his trust fund. Still somehow more successful than Liam.
Stella Maxwell 2015
Still a model. Still hot. Hasn’t worked in years unless you consider dating rich women a job. Prettiest sugar baby.
Still a model. Still hot. Hasn’t worked in years unless you consider dating rich women a job. Prettiest sugar baby.
Kaitlynn Carter 2019
A gorgeous Angel. Has Midnight Sky as her ringtone. Listens to Angels Like You as she falls asleep every night and cries. Has Miley on Google alerts. Writes blog pieces on how Miley should be the standard for all women.
A gorgeous Angel. Has Midnight Sky as her ringtone. Listens to Angels Like You as she falls asleep every night and cries. Has Miley on Google alerts. Writes blog pieces on how Miley should be the standard for all women.
Cody Simpson 2020
Dating a girl who is more handsome than him. Gave up on music to swim in Olympics. Most successful Australian ex. Going to release a song he wrote about his ex girlfriend, that he was going to say was about Miley, but will now say it’s for his new girlfriend.
Dating a girl who is more handsome than him. Gave up on music to swim in Olympics. Most successful Australian ex. Going to release a song he wrote about his ex girlfriend, that he was going to say was about Miley, but will now say it’s for his new girlfriend.
