Katsuki is playing football with his friends when he sees the cutest fucking boy in existence. His eyes wander off the field to unruly green hair, large doe eyes, and freckles sprinkled on boyish cheeks. Katsuki can’t take his eyes off the adorable fucking nerd and forgets that-

he’s in the middle of a practice game until-

“Kats!”

He gets a football straight to the head.

It knocks him to the ground and his teammates come rushing over to check on him.

“Holy shit, Kats!” Kirishima props him up, “Are you okay?!”

“Fuckin’... cute ass… nerd.” Bakugou-

grumbled, holding a hand to his aching head.

Kaminari wheezes, “Baku just called Ei a ‘fuckin’ cute ass nerd’.”

“Not the time, Denks!” Sero elbows his friend.

“He has a concussion! Get an ambulance or-”

Katsuki growled and smacked Kirishima’s hand away, “I’m fucking fine! I-

wasn’t fucking talking about you, Shitty Hair!”

“Oh thank god.” Kirishima breathes a sigh of relief but then his eyes snap open in indignation, “What?! Why not? I’m not a nerd but I’m plenty cu-”

Katsuki abruptly stands up and looks towards where he last saw the nerd. The boy-

was still there, looking straight at him. Of fucking course he had to see Katsuki getting hit in the head by a football. Embarrassed, Katsuki instinctively put his defenses up and scowled at the boy who quickly turned away and left.

He groaned and flopped down on the grass, “Good going, asshole.”

His friends, who saw who he was looking at, facepalmed.

“Dumb.” Kirishima says.

“So dumb.” Sero chimes in.

“So incredibly fucking dumb.” Kaminari adds.

“That was Izuku.” The half and half bastard speaks up.

“You know him?” Katsuki peaks an eye open and looks up at his teammate, hopeful.

“He’s my best friend.”

Katsuki flops back down and groans louder.

“Gay.” Kaminari says.

“So gay.” Kirishima chimes in.

“So incredibly fucking gay.” Sero adds.

Katsuki swats at them as he sits back up aggressively before glaring at Todoroki, “Is he single?”

His friends snicker and Todoroki hums, “Didn’t you and Shindo just break up?”

Katsuki groans again, “For the last /fucking/ time, me and Shindo were never together! We were just-

fucking and he had to go and make it fucking weird!”

“Izuku puts his all into everything and is very sensitive.” The two toned boy glares at him, “… He’s not someone you can mess with.”

Katsuki is speechless at the boy’s rare show of emotion.

So obviously, he doesn’t listen.

He goes up to Izuku the next day.

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Katsuki’s seen enough of Eijirou’s “manly shoujo mangas'' to know that kabedons make anyone’s heart flutter. So when he sees Izuku at his locker, he slams his hand down on the one next to him, encaging him.

Izuku yelps and jumps a bit.

It takes all of Katsuki’s strength to not grab the nerd and kiss the daylights out of him because /fuck/, he’s even cuter up close.

He wills himself not to blush as he grits out the lines he practiced since last night (Yes, he perfected it by-

talking to his mirror, shut the fuck up about it), “You. Me. After school in the courtyard. Don’t be fucking late.”

With that, he walked away cooly, a smug smile on his lips.

/Nailed that shit./

...

Izuku stands there in shock because did THE Bakugou Katsuki…

Just challenge him to a fight?!

“Oh my god, now you’ve gone and done it, Izuku.” He clutches his head, on the verge of a panic attack, “You’ve somehow pissed off the scariest person in school and now he wants to beat you up.”

TBC! uwu

“HE FUCKING STOOD ME UP! CAN YOU FUCKERS FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!” Katsuki angrily slammed the door behind him.

The Bakusquad stared at him and Kaminari let out a low whistle, “Five fucks in three sentences, yeesh.”

“Fucking congratulations, you can count.” Katsuki growled, aggressively kicking his shoes off.

“What’d you do?” Mina raised a brow.

“I asked him out like you fucking told me to!” He snapped, frustrated.

“No, but like, /how/?” Mina clarified.

“You. Me. Afterschool in the courtyard. Don’t be fucking late.” Katsuki repeated the words he said earlier in the day.

Everyone gawks at him incredulously before Kirishima face palms, “Dude, I would’ve stood you up too.”

“HAH?! YOU TOLD ME TO SOUND CONFIDENT, ASSHOLE.”

“Yeah! Confident, not /aggressive/!” Eijirou cried out, “He probably thought you were trying to pick a fight!”

“Yeah dude, I felt like you were about to literally take me out.” Sero snickered, “No wonder he stood you up.”

“Poor guy, imagine having an intimidating stranger walk-

up to you and act like they’re gonna beat you up for no reason.” Kaminari sighed with a shake of his head.

“Baku, it’s also about tone and posture, how you /deliver/ the line.” Mina explained patiently, “If you walk up to someone with an angry expression and demand them to meet-

you outside, they’re going to think you’re threatening them.”

Katsuki lets out a frustrated shout and ruffles his own hair angrily, “So what now?!”

“You go up to him calmly, explain yourself, and apologize for scaring the living day crap out of him.” Kirishima said, “Maybe get-

some flowers to make you look less intimidating.”

So Katsuki does.

He goes to a flower shop and sees some really pretty flowers the color of his eyes. Maybe if he gets them for Izuku, Izuku will be reminded of his eyes every time he stares at them... or some shit like that.

Katsuki finds out that Izuku is in Aizawa's math class next door while he's in free period (Yes, he gave up putting his feet on the desk to get this information out of Iida).

So instead of sitting around in free period doing nothing, he goes to Aizawa's class.

It's not like Aizawa or his homeroom teacher give a shit.

He takes the flowers he got and places them on Izuku's desk (Also information he got from Iida) before going and sitting in an empty seat in the back of the classroom where he'll have a perfect view of the nerd.

Aizawa raises a brow at him but ultimately doesn't question it.

Katsuki definitely doesn't fidget in his seat nervously as he watches Izuku walk into the classroom.

Izuku who's face contorts in confusion before looking around and turning pale when spotting Katsuki.

Katsuki gives him a smile (because that's supposed to be approachable and cute, right?) and Izuku quickly turns away.

Katsuki spends the rest of the period looking at Izuku who resolutely keeps his back turned to him.

Must be flustered.

/Fuck, he's adorable./

When class finally ends, Katsuki gets up to talk to Izuku, only for the boy to grab the flowers and runs out the door in a hurry.

Katsuki stands in there in shock, hand still raised from when he was about to reach Izuku.

What the fuck?

A hand lands on his shoulder and Katsuki-

turns to see Aizawa who looks... amused???

"Spider lillies. They symbolize death." With a final pat to his shoulder, Aizawa walked away, "Maybe try roses or carnations next time, kid."

WHAT. THE. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

A minute later, his phone dings with a notification.

Raccoon Eyes: Please do not tell me that the flowers Izuku was holding as he ran past were from you

>YES FFS

Tape Face: LMFAOOOO

Dunce Face: wait i dont get it

Raccoon Eyes: kami ily but shut up

Shitty Hair: You might as well have slapped a death threat on his desk

>I FUCKIN KNOW OK, AIZAWA JUST TOLD ME

Raccoon Eyes: THEN WHY'D YOU GET HIM SPIDER LILIES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE MEAN???

>IT’S A FLOWER. I GOT THEM CUZ THEY LOOKED BADASS. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD-

FUCKING MEANINGS AND SHIT

Shitty Hair: uHM,, FLOWER LANGUAGE??? BRO, HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

>WELL WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU ASSHATS TELL ME??? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS SHIT

Dunce Face: I- HE THOUGHT THAT YOU WANTED TO BEAT HIM UP YESTERDAY BUT NOW HE THINKS-

YOU WANT HIM DEAD IDK IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH

Raccoon Eyes: rip baku :’(

Tape Face: Game over
> Try Again?
> Quit

>FUCK QUITTING.

TBC!

Izuku is about to die.

He was sure of it.

Bakugou Katsuki was pissed at him for God knows why and wants him dead.

Was it because he saw him get decked by a football???

The blonde had somehow FOUND his class and slapped a death threat on his desk after he didn’t show up to--

to what?? Have a fist fight with him in the middle of the courtyard?

What was this guy’s problem?!

He even gave a threatening smile when he looked at him!

If that wasn’t the epitome of “I’m going to kill you”, Izuku doesn’t know what is.

His friends told him he was paranoid but they would be sorry when Izuku ended up on the morning news for being murdered and found in a ditch. That’s why he was writing his will right now.

“What’re you doing, Izuku?”

Izuku jumped and looked up at his best friend, Shouto.

His lips wobbled and he broke, blubbering, “Shouto!”

He clung to the taller boy, “I’m going to dieeeeee!”

Todoroki tilted his head, “Is this about Bakugou?”

“YES!” He cried, grabbing the flowers and shaking them, “Do you see this?! He put these on my desk!”

“... Flowers?”

“Goddamnit, Shouto! They’re Spider Lilies! Symbolism of death!” He groans, “I don’t know what his issue with me is!”

Todoroki almost looks amused, “Couldn’t-

imagine why.”

“You’re not going to think it’s funny when you attend my funeral!” Izuku shakes him, “You have to help me! You’re on the football team with him, right?!”

Todoroki ignores him, picking up the sheet of paper Izuku was writing on and reading it aloud, “Ochako can-

have all my All Might merch, I’m sure she can sell them for a lot of money. I know she needs it.”

“Listen to m-”

A hand slams down on the lunch table, cutting Izuku off.

“Oi, nerd. Didn’t know we had lunch together.”

Izuku freezes, refusing to turn around because he /knows/ who that voice belongs to.

“I couldn’t help but hear that you like All Might too.”

“Oh god, I’m so sorry! You can take all of my merch, just please don’t hurt me!” Izuku blurts out as he turns around, squeezing his eyes shut and bowing.

“... What.”

TBC! ;)

Katsuki grumbles, stomping into the lunch room. He usually ate outside with his friends but the shitty weather decided to rain today so he was forced to sit in the cafeteria. Could this day get any wor-

His eyes catch on viridian hair and you know what? Eating outside is overrated anyways. He’ll eat in the cafeteria from now on.

He walks towards Izuku and overhearing them talking about Izuku’s fucking ALL MIGHT MERCH. All Might as in his favorite show since childhood (No, he’s-

not too old for it and if you think otherwise, then fuck you). He didn’t think he could like the show anymore than he already did but now he knows it’s something both of them have in common.

Fuckkkk, could Izuku be any more perfect??

He walks up to them and slams his hand on-

the table to get Izuku's attention, “Oi, nerd. Didn’t know we had lunch together.”

Izuku stiffens and the half and half bastard looks at him with amusement.

“I couldn’t help but hear that you like All Might too.” He continues, choosing to ignore Todoroki.

He’s about to speak again when Izuku turns around and bows in his seat, “Oh god, I’m so sorry! You can take all of my merch, just don’t hurt me!”

“... What.”

WHAT?!?!

WHAT THE FUCKKKK?!?!?!

Katsuki is seething! What kind of guy does Izuku think he is?

Sure, it might’ve /seemed/ like he was threatening to beat him up and then kill him but the important thing to note was that those weren’t his intentions at all! Not that Izuku could’ve known that… but STILL!

Katsuki’s about to protest Izuku’s assumptions of him when Todoroki looks him dead in the eye and says in a monotonous voice:

“Oh no, the big scary guy is here to beat you up. Let’s run!”

He takes Deku by the hand and pulls him away.

Katsuki stands still for a moment, processing what just happened before he snaps back into reality and starts chasing after them, “OI GET BACK HERE, ICYHOT!”

“PLEASE STOP CHASING US!” Izuku cries as Todoroki pulls him out the cafeteria doors, “I SWEAR I WON’T TELL ANYONE THAT-

YOU GOT DECKED BY A FOOTBALL SO PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!”

The many, many students in the hallways look at them in bewilderment.

“ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT?!”

/An adorable fucking idiot./

“YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST ANNOUNCE IT ON THE INTERCOM!”

/If that’s what it takes for you to -

acknowledge me./

Izuku cries louder, still running and being pulled along by Todoroki, “OH GOD, I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE, I DIDN’T MEAN TO. YOU’RE TWICE MY SIZE AND I CAN’T FIGHT AT ALL!”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?!” Katsuki shouted after them, on their-

tail, “I GO TO SLEEP AT 8PM AND GET STRAIGHT A’s! I FUCKING DO COMMUNITY SERVICE AND FEED STRAY CATS, ASSHOLE!”

“Really?” Izuku slows down and looks at him.

Katsuki almost has hope until he hears Todoroki tell him-

“Yeah, because he’s commited crimes and now he has to do community service."

Izuku is panicked all over again as he goes back to running.

“YOU ICYHOT BASTARD, I’M GOING TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER Y-”

Izuku whimpers.

“NO WAIT, I’M NOT A-”

The bell rings and students pour out the classrooms, drowning out Katsuki’s protest and making him lose sight of Izuku and Todoroki.

Katsuki wasn't a criminal before, but he might just become one.

TBC!