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I am going to tell Carmen I want parmesan from a can. Like to just have in the house, to break out at mealtimes
I’m not trolling, I actually want it
Please note this is a man who does not tolerate pre-ground pepper
I will report back with his response
I’m not trolling, I actually want it
Please note this is a man who does not tolerate pre-ground pepper
I will report back with his response
C: I need coffee
Me: let’s go to the store. I want parmesan. [PAUSE]
Like from a can.
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C [long moment of silence]: you didn’t need to tell me that.
[considers]
...You didn’t need to *tell* me that! You could’ve put it in the bottom of the cart when I had my back turned.
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Me: let’s go to the store. I want parmesan. [PAUSE]
Like from a can.
C [long moment of silence]: you didn’t need to tell me that.
[considers]
...You didn’t need to *tell* me that! You could’ve put it in the bottom of the cart when I had my back turned.
1/
C [leaves room emphatically]
[coming back literally no more than 30s later]: can I just ask why you want it? Is it because you want to use it as a nonstick layer to keep something from burning?
is it for abrasive purposes? You want to organically scrub something?
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[coming back literally no more than 30s later]: can I just ask why you want it? Is it because you want to use it as a nonstick layer to keep something from burning?
is it for abrasive purposes? You want to organically scrub something?
2/2
Do you ever look at your marriage and have the sudden realization you forgot to get something *very important* into your wedding vows
Am I seriously expected to grate cheese in a pandemic?? Come on
