I might go get an X-ray on my arm...

It doesn't hurt and there is no sign whatsoever that's it's broken, but it could be an asymptomatic break.
On my way to the radiographer...

I'm wearing a full body cast to be safe. I suggest you do the same. Can't be too cautious.

Which X-ray is everyone getting?

Should I go for the Fujifilm or GE? Or perhaps Siemens?
Good news!

Turns out my arm isn't broken, but they suggested I X-ray it twice a week from now on, even if it doesn't hurt and I haven't had any accidents.

And I should keep wearing the cast as a precaution. Don't totally understand it, but I trust the experts.
Also, it's possible that if you go outside and I also choose to go outside, then you could bump into me, and I could fall over and break my arm.

So until further notice, I'm going to have to ask you to stay home until we can guarantee everyone's safety. And wear a cast.
Update: I've decided to go all the way and get both arms amputated and replaced with bionic ones.

But apparently I need to change them every 6 months... and I can still break my arms... and I still have to wear a cast.

But this is the only way out.
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