I think it's time I do a thread: BONNIE & CLYDE AFRICAN VERSION https://twitter.com/MaudNguessan/status/1383828162711154697
Thursday: My step mom & I went to Popo Village/Carnival in Bonoua. It's a 12- day festival.
We went with my Uncle Niga that day. We were all drinking & dancing just having fun. My step mom & I went closer to the stage to go dance, when the DJ just stopped the music, & the MC spoke.
The MC was saying "Bonsoir, Bonsoir, Bonsoir" constantly!!!! Then he would mention the name of the drink that sponsored the event "Ivoire, Ivoire, Ivoire".
My stepmom & I were just annoyed because we were dancing so nicely, and this guy was just making noise. So we were just making loud comments saying that he should finish up, that we want the music, and that he was just making noise.
A guy seated at a table not too far from where we were standing said something in French, & we looked at each other not understanding what the guy had said and told him that we don't speak French.
He then asked what language we speak, & a woman that was selling boiled eggs told him that we speak English, he then told us in English what he had said previously, which was that the MC couldn't hear us. So we said oh okay, you speak English and he said yes he does.
Homeboy then mentions that he also speaks Portuguese and Italian alongsidr French & English. My ass was definitely impressed and asked my stepmom if he's cute, because my ass is also blind. Is he a mooi van ver or ver van mooi type of gent or what?
*alongside
My stepmom said she couldn't see well either, anyway the music then comes back on 😍 so we dancing with drinks in our hands and we're just having fun. Then the lady that sells eggs came to my stepmom & told her that she should buy the multilingual gent eggs.(random photo used👇🏾)
We laughed knowing that the lady just wanted us to buy eggs 🤣😂. The guy then came asking my stepmom what the egg lady had said since she pointed at him. He then told us that no that lady was just trying to make us buy from her. And that he didn't ask for eggs 🤣😂
He then asked us where we were from, my stepmom responded and told him that she is from Botswana and I'm from SA. He then asked us what we're doing here and she again responded saying that her husband is from here. He then told us that he's was born in Italy, & that's why he
Speaks the language. & told us he knows the other languages because of traveling to those countries. My stepmom said oh okay, and he told us to enjoy the rest of the night and went back to where he was sitting.
While this entire conversation was happening before my eyes, I couldn't even say a word to him because I was just mesmerized by him. I was speechless, gwabz had me by my clit.
I was literally admiring the man's beauty. Like damn. To the kicks he was wearing, his outfit was communicating, his smile, his eyes, his one earring, his accent, his waves & most importantly HIS COLOGNE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Okay after that we went back to our seat which was much further from the stage, where Uncle Niga was seated. I just couldn't stop thinking about how hot this gent was😭😭Please understand finding a hot guy in this village is hard guys😭😭they are scarce.
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