Types of ARMYS you will see if you become an ARMY!
an unwanted thread

(don't cancel me for this)

The baby ARMY: Is a new ARMY. Needs ARMY friends and guide. you never know what they will think, like they might think Lisa and JK are actually dating cause there ship vids are all over internet.
(I encountered one)

Me to baby Armys:

The OLD ARMY: knows everything about them. Is a pro. has been an ARMY quite some times. If BTS were a class subject would rank 1st in it!

( I wish there was a subject about BTS)

Me to my fellow old ARMY:

The broke ARMY: Are broke, can't buy a single thing related to BTS, cuz they are broke and if they ask their parents their parents will k word them. so to support BTS they stream as if there's no tomorrow.
( I belong to this one)

The rich ARMY: just opposite of Broke Armys. Can buy any BTS merchandise cuz they are rich, they are the reason BTS album sells in millions!
( Any rich ARMY wanna lend me some money)
Rich army:

The smart ARMY: This ARMYS are smart ASF. will stan BTS, will get first in the class. They have a great brain, Namjoon is proud of them! ( gimme your brain)

me to smart ARMYS

The Dumb Army: Man they need some guidance from Old armys. are the type who will think lisa and JK are actually dating. wont know a single thing , not even the fan chant! need pure guidance!

The FF/smut/AU writer ARMY: have a great imagination. if u choose to be writer then you will do great. The ones who takes innocent ARMYS ( if they exist) innocence!
they make u spray Hobi water