ModiG and Gang does exceedingly well in monetizing the stupidity of their bhakts.

Now that they seem to be running out of it, allow me to propose another opportunity:

The Hypocrisy of Viraat NRI Nationalists.

A short thread.

NRI friend’s dad: These Muslims are of Turki and Arabi origins. Can never be Indians.

His 12 year old Grandson, born and brought up in the US, playing nearby says he is 100% American and doesnt even want to be away for vacations.

Grandfather smiles fondly.

NRI Friend’s Dad: If the Farmers protests are not political, why did they allow Khalistani Flags to be held up.

Me: What about that Indian flag at the Capitol insurrection?

NFD: How can an entire community be responsible for a couple of idiots’ actions?

NFD: Did you see the news of Putin’s Palace?

Me: Yeah, also of Erdogan’s and other Central Asian Dictators. BTW, Modi is building a palace too while people are dying of hunger.

NFD: He must need the space.

NFD: If Modi is as bad as you say he is, why don’t the voters just vote him out.

Me: With one Fox News Trump bagged 74 million votes. Now imagine if every news Channel in the US was a Fox News.

NFD: Trump is a Fascist. Modi is a democratically elected leader.

NFD: These immigrants steal India's meager resources by declaring themselves Indians.

(The gentleman claimed benefits under Obama Care)

NRI Friend’s Wife: My Gujju neighbor tells me Love Jihad in India is a huge problem.

Me: Lets hope your Hindu son doesn’t fall in love with some born again Christian’s daughter.

NRI Friend’s wife: That’s different.

NFW: Good Indian Police beat up people who went out during lockdown.

Me: Did you go out to get Grocery?

NFW: Yes, we’d go to Costco every other day and also to Parks etc.

Me:

NRI Friend: I support CAA. These Muslims should be asked to show their papers.

Me: Lets hope the US doesn’t ask enact a law in the future which requires Hindus (your descendants) to prove they came to America legitimately.

NRI Friend: Would never happen here.

NRI Friend: My Gujju Neighbor was bad mouthing blacks the other day. I shut him up.

Me: But you feel the same way about Muslims in India.

NRI Friend Enraged: You don’t know what my parents’ families went through during partition.

NRI Friend: I didn’t vote for Trump because of the future of my kids.

Me: What about the kids in India?

NRI Friend: All this is routine there anyway.

NRI Friend's Dad: India is going to do great Economically because Biden will hold India's hand like an elder brother, to counter China.

Me: What about ModiG bellowing "Ab Ki Baar Trump Sarkar"?

NFD (Full of hope): Biden is not a vindictive man like Trump and has forgiven ModiG.

NRI Friend's Dad: Look there are ads in Time magazine for Ashwagandha supplements. India is being recognized and will do well in coming years.

Me: You mean China's success is due to Ginseng that has been known and popular in the West for decades now?

NFD: Glares at me.