Last month I posted a meme of Monster Energy Pickles that someone photoshopped.

My lovely friend Karen makes pickles and brined some pickles in Monster for me.

Let me tell you. I am in flavor country. And that country is a failed state. This is a cursed flavor.

ITS BEEN 10 MINUTES AND A VIBRANT “FLAVOR” STILL PERMEATES MY MOUTH

I’m eating a second one

I can feel all muscles in my face clenching uncomfortably

Is this what Malort is like?

It’s hard to describe *how much flavor* is happening

I feel like I have bitten the forbidden fruit and am now cursed with too much knowledge. This might be my villain origin story.

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