well i promised a friend i’d livetweet this chapter so. thread

ooh, atmosphere

pov you are vincent valentine getting stuck in another universe and realizing that you’re in ANOTHER FUCKING MANOR

TERRA MY LOVE MY LIFE

(note: i have not played ff6)

CLOWN HELL CLOWN HELL CLOWN HELL CLOWN HELL

[shantotto voice] fuck off clown

“WHATEV”????

CLOWN HUNTING WITH THE BOYS

clown hunters vs. clown

let’s go hunt us a vampire

[motioning to a small device] this is actually the clown tracker, not the vampire tracker. we gotta put labels on these things, guys.

WAIT NO RIGHT TRACKER RIGHT TRACKER

QUE?

okay so either
a: vincent knows something the gang doesn’t and is choosing to not tell them
b: vincent is being posessed/controlled somehow

regardless it’s. very bold of a mobile spinoff game to make an existing character, much less an FF7 party member, an antagonist, and i’m kinda really interested in where they take it

also the fact that cloud doesn’t recognize the ‘sins’ vincent is referring to is. very strange but i might be reading it wrong

mom: we have transformers at home
transformers at home:

this dialogue is just funny

HDHDBDBDBDBDBDBBDBD D

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oh.

ok yeah i’m REALLY into where this is going

pain. agony, even

PAIN. AGONY, EVEN

here we go

vampire hunters vs vampire

oh this is getting GOOD

i did not realize vincent would be here and i may have accidentally fucking annihilated him

bro i am unironically enjoying this story a fucking lot

bro im just straight up having a good time

i had to bring out the average gay friend group to beat the boss but i did it and He’s Almost Here.

HES HERE!!!!

GOTH ACQUIRED END OF THREAD