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I’m putting together a Seattle Sports Bar. You can order your whiskey as an Ichiro (single) or an Edgar (a double).
The Chone is a house specialty where the bartender takes the wet rag used to wipe up spills, wrings it out into a shot glass, spits in it and charges $9 million.
The Chone is a house specialty where the bartender takes the wet rag used to wipe up spills, wrings it out into a shot glass, spits in it and charges $9 million.
Yes! Also, they keep the cash without providing the drink! https://twitter.com/dannyboii225/status/1382121057008504837">https://twitter.com/dannyboii...
The Wade Miley is a Scotch glass filled with hair. It works quickly though.
The Zunino is the most powerful drink on the menu. Straight grain alcohol. The bartender misses the cup completely ever other order.
No, no, no. The Bedard is delicious. It’s only 5/9 of a full drink, though. And you can’t get another one for five days. https://twitter.com/realmikeybob/status/1382122977580306433">https://twitter.com/realmikey...
The Jim McIlvaine: you go to your best customer, ask what he’d want if money was no object. Once he decides, go make that drink and proceed to give it to the tallest random you can find gratis. Go back to your best customer and say, “Sorry, I can’t get that for you now!” https://twitter.com/seanf730/status/1382123125064622083">https://twitter.com/seanf730/...
Yes!!!!! https://twitter.com/jacsonbevens/status/1382124533272907778">https://twitter.com/jacsonbev...
The Byrnes is delivered on a cruiser bike.
The Milton Bradley is a drink that is set on fire only it burns off all the alcohol so the drink does absolutely nothing for you. https://twitter.com/havebigdreams/status/1382124682200027139">https://twitter.com/havebigdr...
The Milton Bradley is a drink that is set on fire only it burns off all the alcohol so the drink does absolutely nothing for you. https://twitter.com/havebigdreams/status/1382124682200027139">https://twitter.com/havebigdr...
I’m not sure what’s in the Shaun Alexander, but it sure goes down easy!
The Bobby Ayala is now off the menu, and if you ask for it, the bouncer immediately comes over and punches you in your face, then says, “That’s exactly what you deserve if you ask for more Bobby Ayala.”
The Fernando Rodney is a drink where you never know exactly what’s in, but it is highly flammable and handed to you over an open flame by a server whose clothes are soaked in gasoline!
The T.J. Houshmandzadeh is the slowest ... drink ... to ... make ... but ... at ... least ... it’s ... super ... expensive.
The Mark Emmert is a drink made by 105 college students who do everything from distill the spirits to raise micro-greens and herbs but are not paid for working eight-hour shifts, five days per week while Emmert gets $500 haircuts and never enters the bar. https://twitter.com/kmasterman/status/1382132480954695686">https://twitter.com/kmasterma...
The Jerramy Stevens is served with a pair of handcuffs, which you’re advised to put on after consuming the drink to expedite your ensuing arrest.
You also wake up with a black eye no one wants to explain. https://twitter.com/shadierthanyou/status/1382135836263608320">https://twitter.com/shadierth...
The Richard Sherman is unexpectedly delicious, incredibly potent and it results in one of the funnest nights you’ve ever had but by the end everyone in the whole group is screaming at each other, swearing undying hatred. Three years later, you’re thinking about ordering it again.