Tonight’s #brooklynNineNine meal inspired by one of the show’s favourite foods: pizza!
Agent Kendrick: What are your demands?

Jake: A guarantee that this drill doesn't end until one of us is dead.

Charles: Also, one large pizza with fennel sausage - brick oven, otherwise it's sog city. And Scully needs some Gasinex, extra strength.

Scully: Chewable!
Alas, I have no brick oven (sorry, Charles 😕) but I’m pretty sure we also won’t need any antacid either...
While we’re on the subject of great lines related to pizza, here’s another of my favourites:
Charles: Sal's has the 4th best texture, 9th best crust, 12th best cheese, and honestly, they're only 7th in mouth feel.

Jake: Mouth feel? What is that?

Charles: The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It's like the inside of your thighs except with a tongue. 😂
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