Tonight’s #brooklynNineNine meal inspired by one of the show’s favourite foods: pizza!
Agent Kendrick: What are your demands?

Jake: A guarantee that this drill doesn& #39;t end until one of us is dead.

Charles: Also, one large pizza with fennel sausage - brick oven, otherwise it& #39;s sog city. And Scully needs some Gasinex, extra strength.

Scully: Chewable!
While we’re on the subject of great lines related to pizza, here’s another of my favourites:
Charles: Sal& #39;s has the 4th best texture, 9th best crust, 12th best cheese, and honestly, they& #39;re only 7th in mouth feel.

Jake: Mouth feel? What is that?

Charles: The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It& #39;s like the inside of your thighs except with a tongue. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
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