Starting Falcon and winter soldier today- and because this is a weekly release show (isn’t it-?) and I don’t trust my memory I’m going to make and pin this thread so that I don’t forget what’s been happening - consider this a synopsis of season 1 (as episodes release)

Why does this LAF group got so much equipment

This mission was just so much for one dude with a winged jet pack to be doing lmao

Why does Falcon speak Arabic

This lil Air Force dude he’s talking to is kind of cute- idk who he is but he’s cute

Ik Steve went back to the 40s to live out his days with his lil girlfriend but did his ass die between then and the start of the show-? Did they just tell everyone he’s gone? What’s the deal here why we putting his shield in a museum

Off it’s my bestie winter soldier

hey Bucky!!

Not him back in Hydra mode- BOO

Oh it was a dream-
Look at him in therapy and shit
Go James

Not his therapist calling him out the way she is that’s so-

THIS OLD MAN REALLY JUST GOT BUCKY A DATE IM
Y E L L I N G

DID HE REALLY BEFRIEND THE DAD OF ONE OF THE INNOCENTS HE KILLED?! I bet he did it to punish himself

Bucky is so awkward- I’m losing my mind- poor dude still got the mind of a teenager

Oh the military dude is named Torres and he just got kicked in the face-

Sooooo they just... gave this random ass man the captain America shield-? He look like one of them troll dolls

SO the plan was to watch 1-4 yesterday but then that didn’t happen so we’re gonna finish 2-4 today (hopefully) starting episode 2 now - private America is giving very troll doll still

He’s got a paper bag wife naur
He’s not as charming as I think he’s trying to be
I hate that they just gave this random military John Doe the shield

Isn’t redwing a tiny robot-? Why would Bucky not trust a tiny flying robo

THE BIG THREE?!? BYE DONT THEY BE BEEFIN WITH NORMAL PEOPLE TOO?!

I feel like he didn’t have to rip the sleeve off his jacket to fall out the plane- that was so weird

Bucky just full scale BOOKIN IT to catch up with them trucks takes me out lmao

How did so many of the flag smashers get on top of them trucks so fast

Why does private America have a Black sidekick

Who is this random redhead child in charge- lmaooo

WISQJJAANANS THEY GOT A BLACK WINTER SOLDIER AIDJSJANSAN

NOT FOUR COPS PULLIN UP BECAUSE BUCKY AND SAM WERE TALKING
WHEW

Private America has such a punchable face lmaooo

Sam and Bucky are so annoying lmfaoooo

Look at them in couples therapy lmao

Aye moe not this hydra mf back in the game - go AWAY bitch

Episode 3 and 4 gon have to wait till later tonight lol

Okay finally hitting episode 3 let’s GET IT

That GRC ad was very uncomfy

Still crazy that this lil Karli chick is running shit and she played tf outta Bucky

Lol not Zemo tryna reactivate winter soldier

WKSJAJSNAA BUCKY BROKE HIM OUT WITHOUT ASKING FIRST IM YELLING-?

Worried about that mask Zemo just grabbed- don’t trust him not one bit

Madripoor looks very pretty and developed I’m-

Well Hightown did
Lowtown is giving Gotham city energy lmao

THEY DID NOT JUST MAKE THIS MAN DOWN A SNAKE ORGAN

Bucky— that winter soldier attack scene... whew- that’s all I gotta say

This Sharon lady is in her bag or whatever - love that for her ig

AND ol girl know how to fight- good for her- but now these bitches boutta die I’m because zemo wanted to get cute- hope he chokes

These flag burner bitches are giving real Robin Hood energy but maybe don’t blow up a building full of people miss Karli

AHHH YES MY BESTIES FROM WAKANDA SHOWED UP PERIOD

(Episode 3 complete)

Okay finally hitting episode 4- I’ve seen a scene from this episode and I’m excited for it

Them trigger words for Bucky are so random

WHY DID THEY START THIS EPISODE WITH A SCENE OF BUCKY’S TRAUMA

The fact that the Dora Milaje call him “white wolf” - love that

I don’t trust Zemo singing this lil baba black sheep song and talking to children I hate it here

So no one wants to know why this madripoor mf wants the super soldier serum-?
Y’all not concerned enough about that for me

“If you’re doing something and it makes you scared it’s probably because it’s the right thing to do” OR your intuition is trying to stop you from being STUPID

Someone tell John Walker to shut his private America ass the fuck up im so tired of his entitled ASS

Aye bruh John and Zemo gotta GO what the hell is wrong with them

John gotta go first though someone kill his ass QUICKLY

Yeah I’m okay with Karli killing John- do it bestie DO IT

WOSJAJSNA YES ITS MY FAVORITE SCENE KICK HIS ASS DORA MILAJE YESSSS

Sorry private’s sidekick but that’s what you get tangling up with that stupid ass white man

THEY TOOK BUCKY’S ARM OFF IM-

No way battle star is kissing this white man’s ass
This bitch don’t even know how to work on teams that’s like elementary school lessons

Why did she throw on that mask like they don’t already know who she is-?

IF LEMAR DIES BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID ASS WHITE MAN IM GONNA BE MAD AS ALL HELL

How do these super soldiers just go ghost the way they do that shit is impressive

AKDJAJSNAHA BUCKY KICKING THAT SUPER SOLDIER’S AND THEN SAYING “Stay there” BITCH WHY IS THAT TAKING ME OUT

NO HE DIED
LEMAR FUCKING DIED
I KNEW THIS SHIT WOULD HAPPEN BUT I AM SO MAD

Holy mother of fucking hell this bitch did not just do murder someone in broad daylight with the shield-

NO BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A NEW EPISODE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS EJDJSJXJSNS THIS IS SO GHETTO

THERE’S A NEW EPISODE AISJSIXAJAJANA

THE THREAD CONTINUES

Look at you now your stupid ass feelin guilty as hell

if Bucky don’t kick this mfs ASS

“Why are you making me do this” YOU ARE A GROWN FUCKING MAN?! WHO JUST COMMITTED MURDER?!? YOUR LACK OF SELF CONTROL AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WITH ANYONE ELSE

HE RIPPED HIS WINGS!

Hell yeah they took the shield back- bitch never shoulda had it

“They don’t know what it takes to be captain America” NEITHER DO YOU LUNATIC
I knew he was unfit from the moment Lemar said “you can’t punch your way through problems like you used to”

This scene where Bucky fakes like he boutta kill Zemo is SO dramatic

What you do alladat for

Stop I love the White Wolf nickname so much- JAJSJSJSAJAK

STOP THEYRE IN BALTIMORE RDIEJDJWJDJAA

Not me not realizing that Isaiah lived in Baltimore omg I’m hype as hell

Bless sam’s heart but why is he caping so hard for the US to Isaiah like he don’t already know they don’t give a fuck about Black folk

I love that Bucky came back to help Sam but him bold face flirting with Sam’s sister is SENDING ME

But miss Sarah trust and believe I get it

He’s fine- he is fine

I can not believe I’m simping this hard for a white man lol

Not John lying to lemar’s momma about the dude he killedt

Momma don’t hug that man your baby only died because of the white man’s ego

I still don’t understand why these bitches was so pressed for a new captain America-
Talkin bout “the avengers are the world’s heroes- we need someone who embodies American values and cares about things at home”

They never used Steve for American shit after WWII anyway

I hope they change the design on that shield lol

I’m in love with Bucky
And his friendship with Sam is so cute but this tweet is about me being in love with Bucky

Training montages are always so funny to me

no matter what it’s in or who doin it

always makes me chuckle

Karli deadass blowin people up now that’s so-

WOC trying to debate white men over helping displaced communities - this GRC is bullshit lmao

Ugh that’s the end of the episode I want episode 6 NOW

EPISODE 6 DROPPED

Far as I know this the last episode so we in the last stretch of this thread leggo

Am I supposed to recognize this random dud that’s after Sam? Like they introduced him like I should know him and I do not recognize this man at ALL