Well!
@BeamBleam's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

Have you ever met my friend @BeamBleam's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
(Whoa!)
@BeamBleam's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
(Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

@BeamBleam de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!

Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,

Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,

Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend @BeamBleam's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!

@BeamBleam's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it!
@BeamBleam's mom; she's a big fat fucking bitch!

Big ole fat fucking bitch, @BeamBleam's mom!
Yeah, cha!

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