Story time:

I went to Michael’s and decided to get one of those $5 bags that are supposed to have random things in them. I’m fucking hyped y’all... so I walk to my car excited to see what’s inside ... for the bag to just have FIVE planners not ONE but FIVE

So I sit there for a few minutes literally thinking wtf am I gonna do with 5 planners. Thinking made me thirsty so I went to Starbucks. I pull up to the window and ask the worker, “ Hey, can I ask a stupid question?” And she responds “Sure what’s up” —

So I then ask, “ Would you happen to want a planner?” And at this point I’m laughing because I can’t believe I’m actually asking a worker if they want a planner right ? So she’s excited and I show her the 5 different designs. Boom. She chooses the one she wants

And then I say, “ you know what, you can have all 5” and she’s like “omg really?!” And I’m like “yeah, I don’t need them” then she says “ HEY GUYS, WE HAVE PLANNERS” and when I say THREE girls popped their heads out happy asf

Homeboy in the back was like “Yo, you got these girls happy right now” and we all laughed

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