Lunch break femme thoughts:

Butches look like teenage boys until all their hair turns gray overnight, and then they look like that one guy from Mad Men. If you can& #39;t tell how old a butch is, here& #39;s a handy guide based on years of exhaustive research... #queer #butch #butchfemmehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Regenbogen" aria-label="Emoji: Regenbogen">
50+: natural eyebrows, poorly maintained (Eugene Levy vibes. This generation hasn& #39;t thought about their eyebrows even once. Brows are femme shit.)
40-50: mall eyebrows (The brows of female pop stars 1995-2000. Over-plucked, shapeless. They learned their grooming habits as teens & they& #39;ll never learn another way. Brows are brows, who cares? Also seen in historical images of gender-bending burlesque dancers in 1920s Berlin.)
30-40: natural eyebrows, well-maintained (The brows of straight guys w/ girlfriends. They& #39;ll wax to prevent a unibrow but that& #39;s about it)

[btw, this will always be the correct way to maintain butch brows, forever. Like how femme brows should be 1950s style, forever. Just sayin]
20-30: gay boy eyebrows (impeccably maintained, thick, high arched. Like a Brazilian andro-butch. This is the generation that learned brow maintenance from Cara Delevingne, Ruby Rose, and TikTok.)
18-20: trick question. There are no butches under 20.

30, 40 and 50 year olds are on the cusp. Could go either way...

And now you& #39;re (kinda) equipped to guess butch ages! You& #39;re welcome.
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