Watching death in paradise! (If you want to mute; warnings for death , murder , suicide , gore , blood , violence , nsfw , strong language etc)
I don’t think I’ve seen this ep before?
I don’t remember it anyway?
Well
Don’t have an affair then and problem solved
Advice with Sarah
Ok have fun with the letter
Oh that was a fun
Gun
Well
He’s dead
Buddy your dad just committed suicide maybe don’t go in there
Ok then or do
Humphrey I stg
“Your desk is ringing” GOODBHE
Honestly
Of course he doesn’t think it was suicide
Why would he
Oo none of them have alibis how unfortunate for them
Huh
Oh the commissioner is back again
Truly an icon
Yes
Oh
Ok
No
Well
I kinda recognise him???
Idk where from
OH was he the guy in peak practice ?
Wait I think he was
Interesting
I
WHATS
Humphrey you good?
Camille really said bye
Oh
“Blimey”
You’re right Humphrey
If that’s her father idk how Humphrey will try and help
We all know he’ll try
And we all know how that’ll go
Not well
At all
Not even a little bit well
Catastrophic really
Humphrey
HUNPHREY DONT TELL THEM THAT FFS
SHE WOULD TELL YHEM IF SHE WANTED THEM TO LNOW
SHES GONNA KILL UOU I STG
Ok her mother won’t be impressed
Yep she’s looking shocked
Well
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“Write the note or we’ll shoot you. Ah thanks for the note, now we’ll shoot you”
HUNOHREH I
That said Humphrey
So the suicide note was real but the suicide was a murder??
um
What
I am confusion
Not Humphrey having to straighten up the pictures lmao
Fidel looking done agaib lmao
Hey at least he’s paying attention this time
Good work Fidel
“Why does the killer need to kill a man who’s already in the process of killing himself?”
I
EXACTLY
“Camille thag leaves you and I”
She couldn’t look more done
Humphrey stfu challenge
Thank you Camille
LMAO WTF
I
I WHEEZED
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Well
Ok Dwayne
What
Are
You
Doing
STOP LMAO
I
Dwayne stop running away lmao
Oop
Oops
Camille’s father
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“Fiery”
HUNOHREH YOU KNOW NOTHING AFE YOU GOOD
WHAT DEOS HE THIBK HE KNOWS ABOUT HER
I CANT
Ok hush
Yes Camille
What an icon
She’s gonna slap him
I know she’s gonna do it
That or she k words him
Don’t listen to him I stg
Humphrey alone at a table for 2 we’re not surprised
“I just need to learn where those places are”
Oh ok then
Yes Humphrey g I after her
Go*
Yes chec that she’s ok
Nice try Humphrey
An effort was made
She looks down
Don’t hit her with your door jeez
That was too close
Ok leave her be
Nice one Dwayne
And Fidel
Catherine yes
Camille give her a chance
Hear her out or I fight
Well he sounds like a bag of shit
No Camille take a breath
Humphrey nice try
Sorry Dwayne you’re outnumbered
What does ooooh mean
Is that good or bad
Oh that’s bad
That’s a big box of guns
Well
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Yes Camille just tell him to fuck off
We know you’re thinking it
Even humphrey’s thinking it
Yes make her laugh
They’re besties omg
Did he just leave her crying outside alone
Yes he did
Lmao
Oh
Hi Camille
She’s back
She’s doing okay
An icon
Ok that was too msny map words for my brain to comprehend
Many
So many navigation things??
What’s going on
What
Humphrey stop crossing everything out and muttering to yourself
Are you okay I
What’s going on
WHAT
Right but what
Wtf just happened
I have no idea what that was
Why are they playing cricked now
Cricket
Oh he’s screaming
Um
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Camille lmao
Well what’s in the bag
???
¿¿¿
Ok then
I think it’s the son maybe but idk
Watch me be wrong again
As per usual
Oh wait it was a fake suicide note?
Lmao Humphrey
Don’t mind him just breaking the plant ok
Nobody’s going to comment on that?
Alright
Moving on
WHAT
THE WIFE???
HILY
HOLY CRAPOLY
OH SHE WAS BEHIND THE DOOR
Well then
Huh
It’s always the wife lmao
Oh that’s cute
Yes go look after him
I can’t remember who you are but that’s great
Yes Camille bonding with her mother
And her father
Aw
Sweet
Yes tjme for them to be crackheads
Oh that’s a lot of beer
Oh no is he about to speak french
“The only way I know how”
FRENCH CRICKET I STG
LMAO
“It hasn’t even hit the ground”
Boy it’s floating
Lmao
That was such a good episode
Okie dokie end of thread!
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