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I don't know shit about other places in Texas, but here are my working theories (a thread)
Abilene: Selfish dicks who didn't know UT was supposed to win
Amarillo: Reachable by morning
Bastrop: Fires, floods, meth and Buc-ee's
Beaumont: The place everyone leaves, disses
(1/6)
Abilene: Selfish dicks who didn't know UT was supposed to win
Amarillo: Reachable by morning
Bastrop: Fires, floods, meth and Buc-ee's
Beaumont: The place everyone leaves, disses
(1/6)
Burnet: Nobody can pronounce it correctly/wants to live there
College Station: Won something in 1939
Corpus Christi: Means "Body of Christi"
Dallas: Shittier Ft. Worth
Denton: Shittier Lewisville
El Paso: Only place called Sun City that isn't an old folks community
(2/6)
College Station: Won something in 1939
Corpus Christi: Means "Body of Christi"
Dallas: Shittier Ft. Worth
Denton: Shittier Lewisville
El Paso: Only place called Sun City that isn't an old folks community
(2/6)
Fredericksburg: Everyone there is German, a drunk tourist, or both
Frisco: Founded in 1904. Irrelevant since 1904
Ft. Worth: Dull and stanky
Gainesville: The worse Gainesville
Galveston: Boring island that everyone hopes floats away
Houston: Overrated concrete swamp
(3/6)
Frisco: Founded in 1904. Irrelevant since 1904
Ft. Worth: Dull and stanky
Gainesville: The worse Gainesville
Galveston: Boring island that everyone hopes floats away
Houston: Overrated concrete swamp
(3/6)
Huntsville: For the love of God just keep driving past when you see the sign, nobody has to piss that badly
Katy: Houston's Cedar Park
La Grange: 3% as cool as the song
Liberty Hill: When Leander is too woke for you
Lubbock: If you have a nose, don't live here
(4/6)
Katy: Houston's Cedar Park
La Grange: 3% as cool as the song
Liberty Hill: When Leander is too woke for you
Lubbock: If you have a nose, don't live here
(4/6)
Luling: Smells like a wet fart mated with a damp wool sweater
Marfa: Sad Prada Store
Midland: (See Odessa)
New Braunfels: Mangy water slides
Odessa: (See Midland)
Paris: "We're not THAT Paris" ...."Yeah, no shit, genius"
Plano: City Hall is an Olive Garden
(5/6)
Marfa: Sad Prada Store
Midland: (See Odessa)
New Braunfels: Mangy water slides
Odessa: (See Midland)
Paris: "We're not THAT Paris" ...."Yeah, no shit, genius"
Plano: City Hall is an Olive Garden
(5/6)
San Antonio: Tiny fort and fake-river strip mall
San Marcos: Smells like sunscreen, White Claw, and 975 SATs
Southlake: Shittier Westlake
Tyler: Shittier Longview
Waco: The only place y'all in Austin will be able to afford by 2023
(6/6)
San Marcos: Smells like sunscreen, White Claw, and 975 SATs
Southlake: Shittier Westlake
Tyler: Shittier Longview
Waco: The only place y'all in Austin will be able to afford by 2023
(6/6)
