line of duty characters as ice cream flavours: a thread🍩
kate fleming - chocolate

a classic
never fails to please
who doesn’t like chocolate ice cream?
steve arnott - mint choc chip

but it’s one that’s too minty and doesn’t have enough chocolate chips
keeps his breath smelling nice for all the women he’s kissing x
ted hastings - rum and raisin

big 70s vibes
an ice cream for the oldies
loves it in a waffle cone
jo davidson - strawberry

a fruity flavour for a fruity copper
goes well with chocolate
cute and sweet just like her x
lindsay denton - asda own brand neapolitan

cheap and easy
thinks 3 flavours in 1 is getting a lot for her money
chloe bishop - raspberry ripple

young and fun
unproblematic (so far)
lowkey thinks she’s better than everyone
dot cotton - calippo shot

both are dead now (allegedly 😉)
he is definitely ice lolly > ice cream
shot...
ryan pilkington - a melted mr whippy 99 with no flake that gets snatched by a seagull

he doesn’t deserve a nice ice cream
jackie laverty - she is the ice cream

i’m so sorry
our frozen queen x
patricia carmichael - lemon sorbet

sour
too prestige for ice cream
andrea wise - liquorice

no one likes it
ew
gill biggeloe - doesn’t eat ice cream

she’s already cold enough x
ian buckells - bubblegum

the biggest twat of ice cream flavours
think it’s a good idea at first but it’s actually disgusting
chris lomax - a feast

this is so correct don’t try and tell me it isn’t
i just know this man loves to chow down on a feast after work x
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