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It was a double date. Me & my girl and my boy & my girlâs neighbor. It was their first date. As we take our seats, this chick looks me in my eyes and ask, âYou guys are paying right?â
Iâm not even sure if this woman even said âGood eveningâ or anything to me before this. https://twitter.com/nateisback2/status/1381610076054679552
Iâm not even sure if this woman even said âGood eveningâ or anything to me before this. https://twitter.com/nateisback2/status/1381610076054679552
My girl is looking at the menu to hide her secondhand embarrassment. My boy is looking at her, mystified. Iâm confused too... because, okay letâs say her question was cool.
Why ask me?
Why ask me?
Iâm not your date maâam?
Anyways, to keep the peace I answered, âOf course, we are.â
Then she hurriedly perused the menu. Now, my girl knew my economic standing in life. We both worked in retail. She was looking at the deals. What a keeper.
Anyways, to keep the peace I answered, âOf course, we are.â
Then she hurriedly perused the menu. Now, my girl knew my economic standing in life. We both worked in retail. She was looking at the deals. What a keeper.
So weâre ready to place our orders right. Me and my girl go first. We both ordered some pasta shit, idr. I think we both ate before we even got there.
Anyways, it was my boy and his dateâs turn. This lady orders a rack of ribs....... like off the rip.
Anyways, it was my boy and his dateâs turn. This lady orders a rack of ribs....... like off the rip.
I think the waitress even asked âBy yourself?â, and this chick nodded happily.
Bro, I was shook.
Ainât no way this girl about to order a whole rack of ribs just bc weâre paying. Ainât no way. My boy ordered some pasta shit too.
Bro, I was shook.
Ainât no way this girl about to order a whole rack of ribs just bc weâre paying. Ainât no way. My boy ordered some pasta shit too.
I had to step out for a smoke. I couldnât believe my eyes.
They bring our meals out. Weâre all eating normal dinners. This chick got a whole rack of ribs.
Yâall ever ate ribs? Theres no way to eat them cute. I lost my appetite watching this pig in front of me. Smoked again.
They bring our meals out. Weâre all eating normal dinners. This chick got a whole rack of ribs.
Yâall ever ate ribs? Theres no way to eat them cute. I lost my appetite watching this pig in front of me. Smoked again.
Weâre ready to pick up the tab right. The waitress asks if we want to takeout box. Everyone says no. Except... you guessed it!
Now, I had to ask. âYouâre gonna have leftover ribs tomorrow?â
âYeah, imma have em for breakfast.â
I was about to lose it.
Now, I had to ask. âYouâre gonna have leftover ribs tomorrow?â
âYeah, imma have em for breakfast.â
I was about to lose it.
The waitress bring the check back and she hands the check to me... yet again, some random chick thinks Iâm the bankroll.
Anyways, I view the damage. The tab of me and my chick, was gonna be around $30. My boyâs meal was like $18 yet the total tab was $98.
Someone ordered ribs.
Anyways, I view the damage. The tab of me and my chick, was gonna be around $30. My boyâs meal was like $18 yet the total tab was $98.
Someone ordered ribs.
Now, me and my boy supposed to split it evenly. Idk why I agreed to that like a dumbass bc the math is telling me Iâm paying more what I fucking ate. I was pissed.
It gets better. His card doesnât work and fatso looked like one of her arteries was about to clog.
It gets better. His card doesnât work and fatso looked like one of her arteries was about to clog.
Thatâs right. I had to foot the entire bill. $98.
To this day, even the sight of a rack of ribs make me wanna throw up.
To this day, even the sight of a rack of ribs make me wanna throw up.
