Types of FT users [A thread]

Troll: Lives in their mum’s basement. Spends all day replying under big accounts to get attention as their parents did not give them any. Has notifications on for rival clubs.

Casual: Do not tweet much on their own timeline, but likes everyone else’s tweets and sometimes replies too. Usually only active during match days.

Generational: Consistently makes original tweets with a mix of intellectual and funny takes. Often gets bangs and rarely suffers L’s. They don’t miss.

Nabber: Lacks the ability to think of their own tweets so copies from others. Usually a big account stealing from a smaller one. Also recycles old viral tweets.

Tactician: Seems to have good ball knowledge and writes serious tweets about how teams can improve. Watches a lot of football in other leagues. Intelligent.

Edgelord: Makes controversial tweets. Uses personal insults such as “fatherIess” and “won’t bring your dad back”. Often has ‘fxck’ or ‘kxII’ in their names with agendas against their own players.

Beggar: Only wants to gain as many followers as possible. Usually involved with ‘gain szn’. Favourite phrases include: “RT imo” and “FB?”

Robot: Writes mostly generic tweets that include stats and do not banter their rivals much. Rarely say anything controversial. Boring.

Underrated: Same as ‘Generational’ but with less followers. Usually a victim of a ‘Nabber’.

Obsessed: Rival teams live ‘rent free’ in their heads. Have massive agendas against rival players. Usually tweets about other teams when their own team scores.

Statpadder: Sees interactions as a form of validation and will do anything for numbers. Often pretends to deactivate, or in some cases, lies about their parents being ill or passing away.

Simp: A “down bad” individual who thinks that people will marry someone behind a footballer avi who says “dub” and “ratio”. Has notifications on for every girl that watches football. Desperate.

Plugger: Similar to ‘Beggar’ as they do not care about genuine interactions with people. Often quotes their own tweet or shares unrelated videos in an attempt to gain views. Shameless.