The men of #Sanditon and their social media profile (probably)...a đŸ§”
#SaveSanditon

Remember those photo montages for Linked in, FB, Instagram, and Tinder? This is that for the dudes of Sanditon from my #Newdialogue threads if that makes sense? Idk. Enjoy?

For Example
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Sidney Parker
Aka Sid, Porn ‘Stache Parker

Special skills: Sanditon promotion, okay guardian to G, head tilts make the ladies swoon, wearing/not wearing pants

resides: London, Sanditon Hotel, & rent free in my brain
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Lord Babington
Aka Babs, Babbers

Special skills: big time baller, glutton for punishment from Esther, heartfelt speeches, rocking a pimp coat

resides in London as well as the countryside somewhere
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably

#SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

James Stringer
Aka Young Stringer

Special skills: super nice, aspiring architect, rocks the hell out of a big ass hat

resides in the friend zone
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably

Sir Edward Denham
Aka Eddie Boy

Special skills: smarmy & conniving af, trained in the art of seduction kinda, quasi-incestuous

resides in Denham Place and streets of London
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Francis Crowe
aka Crowe, Francis

Special skills: baller, always ready w/ a flask, down to clown, rocks a fupa/camel toe/moose knuckle/Crowe Claw like no other

Resides: you can find in the pub, bottle full of bub
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

#SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Thomas Parker
Aka Tom fucking Parker, dumbass

Special skills: Tom Parkering any given situation, stealing ideas

Resides in the dog house at Trafalgar House
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Fredrick Robinson
Aka Fred

Special skills: wingman extraordinaire, calling out Tom fucking Parker for Tom Parkering

Resides rent free in Tom Parker’s head, stars in Tom’s nightmares
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Arthur Parker
Aka Art

Special skills: Loyalty, dropping that knowledge, toasting crumpets, drinking wine, getting jiggy with it, not killing Diana

Resides wherever his crazy sister wants to live
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Reverend Hankins
Aka Rev H, Vicar

Special skills: passing judgment, delivering terrible sermons, world’s okayest cricket umpire, getting Mrs. G hot & bothered

Resides in the vicarage probably đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž
The men of #Sanditon & their social media profile (probably)

Isaac Stringer
Aka Old Man Stringer, Father

Special skills: stone mason, crushing his son’s dreams, accidentally burning shit down

Resides: six feet under (I’ll see myself out now)
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