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After all the Jollof we gave @Jack when he came to Naija, @Twitter shuns us and opens a Ghana Kompeni?
*me, opens WhatsApp Group and adds senior tech bros to decide if we are boycotting the app*
Me: Hello Seniors, my name is Jojo from TrybeOne, please say hi, and introduce yourself as you are coming in
Ezra: Who is Jojo, and what is TrybeOne? and why am I on a GC with AG?
Ezra: Who is Jojo, and what is TrybeOne? and why am I on a GC with AG?
Me: Ezra, don’t you use to follow WhatsApp Admin’s instructions in your house? Is this how to greet and introduce yourself?
Odun: Hi Jojo, I am Odun of Piggy Bank and please, what is this GC about?
Me: Hi Odun, nice to meet you, before we get to what the GC is about, please where una dey see all this money wey una dey take do Piggyvest bonus and giveaway?
Me: Hi Odun, nice to meet you, before we get to what the GC is about, please where una dey see all this money wey una dey take do Piggyvest bonus and giveaway?
Odun: Please Jojo, don’t ask me silly questions, kindly go straight to why you added me to this GC and how you got my number? I do not have time to waste.
Me: sorry o, Naija Benjamin Franklin.
Me: sorry o, Naija Benjamin Franklin.
Me: while we wait for the others to join, my name is Jojo from TrybeOne and I was flabbergasted to read this morning that Jack decided to open @Twitter African HQ in Ghana, so I have opened this GC for us to decide if we are boycotting the app?
*tech bros unite*
*tech bros unite*
Iyin: I don’t understand, boycotting which App? You and who? Are you okay? Who are you, please?
AG: Salam Jojo, Adamu Garba here, AG for short. Thanks for opening this forum, I am the founder of your alternative for @Twitter, check my pinned tweet to see where to download and signup. @Jack is an illuminati member, let's boycott his app.
Odun: before nko? Wetin you go talk? Dkm please
Me: download wetin? AG, if I hear pim about your pinned tweet one more time in this GC, I will remove you. Say na Illuminati
Asemota: loool, guys. I am not going to say much, but I remember when @jack came to Nigeria, I met with Jack and we talked about building in Africa, you know I am tied to Ghana in a way, so I already have a big role for SURE, I mean look at my bio when…
Odun: Come off it bro, what is important is how we have to convince Jack to still consider moving the office to Lag instead of Ghana.
Iyin: Well that shouldn’t be hard, I am the one that has to go talk to Jack. I have attracted serial investors and I have built platforms worth millions of dollars, one gan just turn 1billion dolls, once Jack see me lasan, baba ma fo.
Me:
Me:
Odun: Guys brb, Loki has pooed on the center rug. 
Ezra: Well guys we need to strategize and explain to Jack that we are the giant of Africa
Me: I say boycott, you say strategize to go and beg? Do you want me to remove all of you from this GC?
Ezra: Well guys we need to strategize and explain to Jack that we are the giant of Africa
Me: I say boycott, you say strategize to go and beg? Do you want me to remove all of you from this GC?
Ire A: Who is this Jojo person? Are you a clown? Guys, don’t worry, let's just train more girls/women to build our own twitter in Yaba.
Aleph: I support ire, also don’t forget that we dwelleth in the secret place of the most High therefore we abide under the shadow of the Almighty. He is our refuge and our fortress: in Him we trust, not Jack
Me:
Me:
Asemota: Anyhow, I am still the one that has to go and meet him, I remember when I had this similar experience when we were trying to bring this popular company.
Odun: Chief pleaseeeeeeee. You always have an experience to every situation.
Asemota
Odun: Chief pleaseeeeeeee. You always have an experience to every situation.
Asemota
Odun: Anyways I propose that Iyin represent us, and he goes with a smart experienced female lawyer.
Iyin: Ahhhhhhh Odun Laye laye I hope it’s not who I am thinking that you are about to mention
Odun: Calm down na I haven’t mentioned any name o.
Iyin: Ahhhhhhh Odun Laye laye I hope it’s not who I am thinking that you are about to mention
Odun: Calm down na I haven’t mentioned any name o.
Ezra: Wo you people should sharply and finish oh, my 5 babies are hungry. Plus that cat that looks like a politician dey always sho werey if e never chop yet.
K_Aina: Hey guys sorry I joined late, if you are thinking of convincing Jack, forget it, GH president has already promised him strong support, plus I heard the Ashanti tribe gave him a title too. So our last hope right now is the app that is not to be mentioned…
AG:
AG:
Me: I am back guys, sorry got a call from my supervisor, she said I should go and create a TrybeOne account on Crowwe, we are moving activities there now… it's bye bye to Twitter from this end, AG verify me now, you won.
*Crowwe is the new oil
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*Crowwe is the new oil
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*Odun left the chat*
*Ezra left the chat*
AG: welcome onboard, Jojo. Follow me asap to get verified. Also, same applies to the rest of the guys on this forum. As for the haters, e choke
*Ezra left the chat*
AG: welcome onboard, Jojo. Follow me asap to get verified. Also, same applies to the rest of the guys on this forum. As for the haters, e choke
*Meanwhile @jack in the WhatsApp group chat*
