aliexpress: hey do you want an anime bodysuit
me: no? not really
aliexpress: what if it looked like THIS?
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
aliexpress: don& #39;t worry, it& #39;s got a face on the back too. a different face
if this wasn& #39;t weird enough, they have a set of pictures with the same model, and they& #39;ve censored her face in all of them
... almost.

They left 3 images uncensored for some reason
also this one is 100% a fart joke. I think they just got bored and stuck this one in as a joke
by the way if this wasn& #39;t all weird enough? I was on aliexpress to look at OLEDs and LCD modules

I don& #39;t really know why it thinks those are connected to anime swimsuit things
now if you can sell me a swimsuit where it& #39;s all a big OLED display, I& #39;ll take five
this is why babies cry at night
I tried OLED clothing and just got this and thought it was a mannequin but it turns out it& #39;s not. I don& #39;t know if it& #39;s just the slightly odd pose and skin coloring and makeup and photoshop, but I didn& #39;t believe this was a human at first.
remember kids, the best way to sell clothes are with the uncanny valley!

uhh
oh yeah show me the gaping holes behind the removable mannequin eyelids, that& #39;s not gonna show up in my nightmares tonight
it& #39;s listed as a "training mannequin".
I& #39;m not sure what it& #39;s supposed to train you on.
screaming, I guess.
WHO GAVE THE MANNEQUIN TOO MUCH COFFEE?
wha.... what?
stop. I don& #39;t want to know more about this
ahh yes, the floating transparent crotches. clearly the best way to sell underpants
cursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursed
uhhh
this legally counts as sex-ed in many southern states
buy this head. you can squeeze and poke it
O.O
this is the internet in 2021
hahahah this angle made me laugh out loud
now kiss
I looked at a baby mannequin and it suggested I get 10 feet

well, I guess, 20 feet
still, no.
censoring these baby mannequins just made it 20% weirder, aliexpress
hey why don& #39;t we make the feet mannequins less weird by giving them a hook
this is an album cover
apparently the feet and hands come in pairs, but the legs come in threes
OH THAT& #39;S GOOD, CAN THEY?
Yet Another Unrealistic Body Standard for Women
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