aliexpress: hey do you want an anime bodysuit
me: no? not really
aliexpress: what if it looked like THIS?
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

aliexpress: don't worry, it's got a face on the back too. a different face

if this wasn't weird enough, they have a set of pictures with the same model, and they've censored her face in all of them

... almost.

They left 3 images uncensored for some reason

also this one is 100% a fart joke. I think they just got bored and stuck this one in as a joke

by the way if this wasn't all weird enough? I was on aliexpress to look at OLEDs and LCD modules

I don't really know why it thinks those are connected to anime swimsuit things

now if you can sell me a swimsuit where it's all a big OLED display, I'll take five

this is why babies cry at night

I tried OLED clothing and just got this and thought it was a mannequin but it turns out it's not. I don't know if it's just the slightly odd pose and skin coloring and makeup and photoshop, but I didn't believe this was a human at first.

remember kids, the best way to sell clothes are with the uncanny valley!

uhh

oh yeah show me the gaping holes behind the removable mannequin eyelids, that's not gonna show up in my nightmares tonight

it's listed as a "training mannequin".
I'm not sure what it's supposed to train you on.
screaming, I guess.

WHO GAVE THE MANNEQUIN TOO MUCH COFFEE?

wha.... what?

stop. I don't want to know more about this

ahh yes, the floating transparent crotches. clearly the best way to sell underpants

cursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursed

uhhh

this legally counts as sex-ed in many southern states

buy this head. you can squeeze and poke it

O.O

this is the internet in 2021

hahahah this angle made me laugh out loud

now kiss

I looked at a baby mannequin and it suggested I get 10 feet

well, I guess, 20 feet
still, no.

censoring these baby mannequins just made it 20% weirder, aliexpress

hey why don't we make the feet mannequins less weird by giving them a hook

this is an album cover

apparently the feet and hands come in pairs, but the legs come in threes

OH THAT'S GOOD, CAN THEY?

Yet Another Unrealistic Body Standard for Women