livetweeting tubb0's dbh vod !!

— a thread, hopefully more organized than the mess of tweets i left yesterday

i left off at the beginning of 'the nest'

connor's 'no!' is always everything

WAIT IS HE GONNA SAVE HANK ???

I CAN'T EVEN HOVER OVER TO SEE IF HE DOES

him getting excited over breaking down the door lolz

HE CALLED THE PIGEONS PHILZA'S CROW UEUEUEUUEUE EWSDMSJS

"RUN IT BACK BOSSMAN!"

CHASE SCENE

SAVE HANK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TVBBO PLEASE

OH FUCK OH FUCK

HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK HE SAVED HANK

TUBBO IS MY STREAMER !!! (REAL!)

NO HESITATION ASWELL THIS IS SO GODLY FOR A FIRST RUN

JERICHO MY BELOVED

SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON SIMON

CRASH LMAO AGAIN ON MARKUS' ONE

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S CALLING MARKUS JACKSON LOL

i don't like north

tvbbo: "you know- screw north. we don't need north"

ATTABOY TUBB0 YEAH

i wonder if he's gonna get the truck

HE'S DONE EVERYTHING BUT FINDING LUCY

the "i was glad to meet you markus" is always so eerie fuck you

HAHAAHAHAH HE FOUND LUCY AND HIS GAME CRASHED HAAAAAA L

SPEEDRUN DUDUDUDUDUDUDUD

THE SURVEY

HE'S GONNA FREE CHLOE

HAHAHA HE HAS TO REXPLORE JERICHO AGAIN L

HE DOESN'T LIKE NORTH WE WIN THESE

i think he's gonna like simon because he- he um- he looks like- um.

ROAD KILL OF A CUNT ZLATKO NO NO NO

LUTHER !!!

the way kara says "...she's human" just turns into the direction that she knew alice was an android all along

BITCH I AIN'T SEE NO TRACKER FUCK YOU

TUBBO THINKS HE'S SUS

LMAO HE HEARD BASEMENT AND NOW HE'S GETTING THE FUCK OUT

"what have we just unlocked?"

oh you'll see very soon

TELL ME HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO GET HER OUT WITHOUT HER MEMORY BEING WIPED PLSSSSS

LOL WAIT I HOVERED OVER IS HE GONNA CRASH

OK GOOD HE ISN'T

LOL NVM HE CRASHED SADGE

LUTHER MY BELOVED

HE'S LEGIT SO CRACKED AT THIS GAME HOLY SHIT ??

CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR

THE ZEN GARDEN IS SO PRETTY

WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT IF THAT ROADKILL OF A BITCH AMANDA WASN'T THERE

WAIT. . . eden club mission.

YES WE'RE GONNA SEE THE LESBIANS WOOOOOOOO

SUMOOOOOOO

it really does not feel like he's an android when he meets sumo

WAKE UP LIEUTENANT!

(SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HANK)

"sumo, attack!"

"woof"

"good dog."

TUBBO LIKES HANK !!!! LETS GO MY DUO

HE TEASED HAHAAA

HANK HEARS THE WORDS 'SEX CLUB' AND SUDDENLY HE WANTS TO GO

HE'S TOO EASY HAHAHAHA

"STRIPEY HANK IS THE BEST HANK" MY STREAMER

cole... :(

SUMO BEST DOG

"it's FUCKING NORTH!" MY STREAMER HATES NORTH AHAHAHAHA

SNEAKY BOYS

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN A CC FOLLOW SIMON MY BELOVED

FUCK HE MESSED UP THE HEIST

HAHAHHAHA IT CRASHED

IS HE GONNA FREE THEM

HE FREED THEM HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS GONNA FREE CHLOE

HE GOT THE FUCKING TRUCK WOOOOOOOOO

"FIRST TRY" yep true. so true. totally. BUT HE GOT THE BETTER END NOW

EDEN CLUB

CHAT'S ASKING IF THIS CHAPTER IS TOS HAHAHAHAH

GAVIN SHOULDER CHECKING CONNOR IS THE THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME

hank: woah hey hey! argh connor, you're so disgusting.
tubbo: (snorts)

AMELIA AMELIA AMELIA

HAHAHA TIME TO MAKE HANK BUY A SHIT TON OF *coughs* ANDROIDS

THE LESBIANS :DD

thank you hank for your input very cool

HE SPARED HER

MY STREAMER (REAL)

deviant: (explaining how she strangled a man to death)
connor:

WAIT WHY IS ALICE DISTANT ??? DID I MISS SOMETHING

tubbo: "30 degrees isn't even that cold, i don't know why it's snowing"

i think they mean farhrenheit...

NO WAY TUBBO LEFT FOR A BIT AND WE WERE ALONE WITH CHLOE AND WHEN HE CAME BACK SHE STARTED TALKING IMMEDIATELY

WAIT WE'RE GONNA MEET THE JERRYS :D

BIG STRONG LUTHER CRASHED HIS GAME

"there's something off about alice."

SCATTER. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

LUTHER. GENTLE GIANT... CRIES

STAN JERRY

CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK CONNOR AND HANK

LOOK AT MARKUS GO WOOOO MY LITTLE ROBOJESUS

#TUBBO: "always use the children."

PISS BREAK

DISGUISED ROBOJESUS POG

SIMON I'M SORRY I JUST HOPE HE INVESTIGATES THE ANDROIDS INSTEAD OF THE ROOF

wait DID HE BE AGGRESSIVE WITH HIS ANNOUNCEMENT OH GOD

HE DID OH MY FUCKING GOD

good thing his game crashed now he picked the peaceful one

the SIMON [COMPANION] is what you love to see

fuck david cage for not adding a lover status for simon

FUCK HE CRASHED AGAIN PLEASE PICK PEACEFUL

thank fucking god

CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR

HE FOUND THE EMERGENCY EXIT

now he's crashing every 2 seconds

HE'S IN HE'S IN HE'S IN HE'S IN HE'S IN HE'S IN HE'S IN

LMAO OF COURSE IT WAS SPOTIFY THAT WAS CRASHING HIM

PLEASE DON'T GO TO THE ROOF

perkins: "androids investing androids, huh?"

WOW PERKINS FROM THE FBI, IT'S ALMOST LIKE HUMANS INVESTIGATE HUMANS TOO

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE WENT TONTHE ROOF AND CAME BACK DOWN OH MY GOD

SIMON MY BELOVED LIVES ANOTHER DAY

that "hank, hank- i need help." breaks my heart omg

PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN PICK THE GUN

HOLY SHIT HE TOOK THE GUN HOLY SHIT

TUBBO IS CRACKED !!!!!!

hank: "you saved... human lives. you saved my life."

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEART

connor with his under-shirt open though...

SIMON MY BELOVED

alice is running a fever huh. she's human they said. it'd be normal they said.

"alice is like 6 now, right?"

yeah she's definitely 6 years old. yep. totally

"i don't she's (alice) a human"

FUCK

HE'S FIGURED OUT ALICE IS AN ANDROID ALL ALONG WITHOUT EVEN GETTING TO JERICHO

FIVEHEAD TUBBO

i am sweating balls knowing tubbo is probably not going to take the tickets at the end as kara. bye luther </3

TUBBO DIDN'T HIDE SHIT BRO WTF

OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T HIDE THE EVIDENCE OF ANDROIDS

LUTHER

NO OH MY FUCKING GOD

RE-PLAY THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW /lh

"wasn't canon guys" my streamer is a bad person /j

hey man who's this rose person new character! /j

chat really needs to learn when to let a bit go /srs

CROSSING MY FINGERS

CLUTCH

"what can i say, i'm kinda cracked."

he says, as he gets luther killed and re-plays the chapter

wow i hope things don't go /south/ with north

guys haha get it cause nort-

north: (looking at the model of herself)
tubbo: "what's up with north, why's she being weir-"
(game crashes)

WHY IS MARKUS TALKING ABOUT BAD HE WAS TREATED ??? DUDE WAS WORKING FOR FUCKING CARL. THAT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN TO AN ANDROID

LMAO HE CRASHED AND GAVE UP HAHAHAHA HE'S GONNA PLAY MINECRAFT NOW

so uh end of thread lol
will livetweet again if he completes the rest of the game