I keep adobe around for the few times a year I need it for work projects, but logged in to check if there have been shenanigans and

Turns out @Adobe spontaneously started charging me ~87% more per month last year COOL THANKS GUYS MUCH APREESH https://twitter.com/MRDADDGUY/status/1381628427246039045

Paying $206/year on something you rarely use: necessary evil
Paying $382/year on something you rarely use: adobe got me fucked up if they think I'm paying for that

I tried to cancel, Adobe offered a deal to continue, I accepted, it errored out. Huh. So then I continued with cancellation but it threw a bunch of errors, gave an $11 refund, and logged me out. Hmm.

Now my account appears to be in a Premium limbo state where time doesn't exist: