One of the few real regrets I have in life is that I failed to try KFC's Double Down while it was available for sale

Its spirit haunts me to this day

"But Tom it's so bad for you why would you eat something like that?"

We choose to eat these fast food monstrosities. We choose to eat them not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From the Twitter surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Double Down—
For the rare and monstrous sandwich whom the angels name Double Down—
Nameless here for evermore.