Break ups are usually very hard for me.
Now I have to delete pictures, nudes, mute contacts, avoid certain songs, and even clear my keyboard memories. Imagine months later, you type ā€œSamā€ and Samantha pops up and suddenly you start feeling your chest tightenšŸ˜”
Youā€™d just be enjoying a lovely sunny day and youā€™d just hear a voice telling you to check her twitter, then boom you see sheā€™s already fucking another man.
Itā€™s almost like you have a kink for embarrassment and emotional torture. šŸ˜”
Or imagine say you dey jam music one yeye artiste come use her name for chorus.
The night go long gannnnn
The one they donā€™t talk about is the food.
You fit go eat Macaroni make e turn to ofe onugbu for your mouth. šŸ˜”
Life no fit dey the same,
Wallahi. No matter the healing, life don change for good
The funny part na when you wan pull ā€œIā€™m healing, Iā€™m flourish, Iā€™ll getting the bag, Iā€™m growing, Iā€™m learningā€ and in reality you no kon dey win for life. Nothing going on for you in real life buy hey, Sapa dey for you šŸ‘
The worst na open relationship for the world to see.
Random two weeks after break up person go just yarn you, ā€œchairman how far that your babeā€
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