"Hi, I'm a catholic academic. In this essay I will attack the work of progressive activists but I'm too nuanced to use right wing talking points so I will show how X justice movement hurts those it's intended to help and how opposing their movement will actually liberate them."

"I'm not anti LGBTQ at all, let me tell you about how LGBTQ persons are actually harmed by being given the same legal protections as cishet persons, because it's actually more queer to be closeted."

"I'm very feminist so let me talk about how #MeToo hurts women since it reduces them to victims. So much more empowering not to talk about it!"

"I'm very anti-racist. Supporting BLM is actually racist because we need to focus on everything good and beautiful in communities of color. Now can I get a job at Notre Dame?"